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    So there's a portal under his kitchen sink eh? Cool. I'm going to give it a try in mine. I'll post back later, or maybe earlier.
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    Originally posted by foxyboy1964:
    So there's a portal under his kitchen sink eh? Cool. I'm going to give it a try in mine. I'll post back later, or maybe earlier.
    DON'T DO IT I BEG YOU!!!!!!
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    That's it!!! I have a problem with disappearing spoons, I figure another me is traveling to my time and stealing my spoons!

    So simple.
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    It's a little known fact that I myself am a time traveler, zipping along through the cosmos at the rate of 1 second per second. so LOOK OUT!

    But seriously, 2 bald men and a pair of sharpie tattoos captured on a cell phone is enough to convince me. Where's my cup of kool-aid?

    On a side note, his wife is pretty hot.

    And I'd be pissed if I were that guy. Those kids from Naria get to walk through the back of their closet. He's got to crawl up under a nasty sink. What a pisser.
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    i just found out im time travelling all the times

    visited links unmarked, dissapearing and appearing posts...

    well the future seems pretty nice
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    On the other hand, this is the proof 2012 isn't going to be that bad...
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    Originally posted by Billy_BigBoy:


    On the other hand, this is the proof 2012 isn't going to be that bad...
    2012 and we still haven't got hover cars? WTF?
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    Can someone get me tomorrow's winners at Newmarket while they're out? Cheers.
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    Hey Time Travel!

    My Tipsy thoughts(Oh by the way the last guy died after he read them ).

    This explanation will be pretty sketchy (Due to the drink and referances not being at hand).

    I would put it forward that since the capture of German scientists in the field of new weaponary after WW2(Anything was given a chance).
    The work of Viktor Schauberger was perhaps an unusual Theoretical principal that may have been looked at.
    Perhaps an "Anti-Gravity" machine was somewhat cool and not something that flight afficienados had wholeheartedly pursued?
    The building and testing of such machines were going to be "Above Top Secret".
    These machines are built and flown/Tested. But they never come back. They take off into the skys and don't return. Where have they gone?
    These machines are taking off and disappearing .
    Little was known of the effects of Gravity and its ability to bend Time.
    And so TV. and clocks and whatever are incorporated into these machines. And still nothing is gained.
    So what is happening? We have to put a man in them?
    A machine is built that can take a human or two. this is launched and disappears. Just like the rest.
    However this machine crashes down. Not far from where it has been launched. with the Pilots/passengers surviving.
    They are picked up and taken back to base. (This is 1947).
    When they arrive at base they see scientists trying to get to grips with Schaubergers machines.
    Lo! they cry "What are you guys trying to do?"
    "Wait a minute. We have already been through that." " We are the next stage"
    Bewilderment ensues.and our Timeline begins.(It has been there all along but these "Future guys have now accelorated it.)
    It is realised that "Parallel Universes must exist". After much thought. It is now realised that anything to do with this research can only succeed if it is conducted within "Our Timeline/World". Nothing can interfere that would change it or another Universe would be entered and results cannot be collated..
    We have to have Eye witness reports that will not interfere with our timeline.
    Research in Genetics is enhanced and we come up with a "Being" that can comunicate by mind/thought transfer. These creatures? would not effect our "Timeline" as they could not produce anything physical that would interfere with history.
    These Fellas are Known as "Greys" They are able to collect evidence from "OUR" experiments without incurring a shift from one Universe/Timeline" to another

    Evidence is beheld in the fact that stories of "Greys" are manifest within our History.
    There is absolutely, No! evidence of creatures living on other planets

    The Ability to take a "Time machine" on board your own "Time machine" counters the arguament that you cannot travel back as far as when the "Principle" machine was built.

    I beleive that someone has traveled back far enough to try to solve the theory of "Where we were born". And Thus created the lifeless Universe that we live in. (Other than ourselves of course.
    We will never see "Time travellers/Little green men" On the Whitehouse lawn. Until Our timeline dictates. "It is so".

    We live within our own empy Universe because. "It is so".

    All references are real and so exist within "Our Universe"

    Anyways Drunk or naught? Science will come round.

    Their is often a large difference between known phenomena and science proving it exists.

    Ask Einstein/Tesla...........

    Simplistic overview? Of course
    However I could argue. As to how cancer is caused/How some people die young/why some people are BAD and some are GOOD,
    And to why you cannot change the World we live in.
    Nothing can be changed. Until that someone travels back (With a "Time Machine")to "The Big Bang" (It did happen )
    We citizens. Live in this World for now.
    A"Parallel Universe". beckons.

    But not for now!

    All statements provided. Are within the confines of "Our Timeline" Nothing can change it.
    Posting to the contrary. Will never.

    I hereby. Am the true.
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