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    Ross Kemp was under fire from the Taliban and interviewed the world's most dangerous gangs .... who would have thought that he would find his end in the boot of Jeremy Clarkson's car ?


    BTW

    Jeremy Clarkson learns to drive a tank in Iraq
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    who would have thought that he would find his end in the boot of Jeremy Clarkson's car ?
    yeah I would rather take Taliban or the gangs
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    Michael Schumacher returns to Formula 1

    Again.

    And this time it really seems to happen !

    Michael Schumacher signs up for F1 return with Mercedes

    Schumacher's official website (Server down at the moment)
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    Originally posted by MrRandom004:
    Jezza's going to love this

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8446545.stm
    But the Koenigsegg CCX still holds the record for the biggest speeding ticket ever issued by speed.

    242 mph
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    Originally posted by Celeon999:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MrRandom004:
    Jezza's going to love this

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8446545.stm
    But the Koenigsegg CCX still holds the record for the biggest speeding ticket ever issued by speed.

    242 mph </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I still don't get how they caught him. At that speed the Koenigsegg would have disappeared before they could put their doughnuts down.
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    Birmingham ticket machine operates in German




    "bzzzt beep ! ...HALT ! ACHTUNG !"

    "Das car park ist full ! ...beep !"

    "bzztt ! ..Yor Britisch Leyland car ist alzo old und dirty ant zerefore VERBOTEN to park hier anyway... beep beep !!"

    Why do i have a certain feeling that we will hear about that on Top Gear ?

    It has begun "If display shows german writing it means ....nothing..everything's fine.. move along"

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    Originally posted by Celeon999:
    Birmingham ticket machine operates in German
    Why do i have a certain feeling that we will hear about that on Top Gear ?
    Including an implication from clarkson that the barrier rising was representative of an abandoned german 20th century traditional greeting
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