I love that Ubi’s response is always “But… we don’t understand, we thought this I was what players wanted…”
To which I’m like:
1)- Who’s been lying to you?
2)- Are you dumb, drunk, high, delusional, completely clueless… or just pretending to be?
3)- Are you purposely trying to be a complete failure and the object of ridicule in the industry and amongst your peers (cuz with players, that ship has sailed a long time ago)? Why are you hurting yourself?
4)- Is Frontline some elaborate Halloween marketing ploy of sorts, meant to scare us by showing the opposite of what you’re actually planning to release, one day?
5)- Did you somehow: offend, insult, ignored, failed to feed… - angered in any kind of way - a seemingly harmless beggar (maybe like an old gypsy lady?) who then started shouting furiously in tongues, while some unholy symbol manifested on your skin as though branded with fire or something - and since then, you’ve been experiencing: extreme bad luck, freaky accidents, a constant smell of burning brimstone at Ubi HQ (that’s not a fellow Dev passing gas, obviously), signs of dementia, vivid nightmares, spectral attacks, perceiving distorted faces and/or voices, being chased by hell hounds, sharp objects flying at you… any of the above?
* If your answer was 5): Have you called Keanu Reeves about it, or do you intend to just keep making lousy games forever?
