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    Joke

    Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink.
    Notices donkey standing in corner, asks barkeep what’s that about

    Barkeep explains
    Simple make donkey laugh, come back next day make donkey cry
    Do that
    Presidential suite, room service, bar tab free for life

    Guy says that’s simple
    Walks over to donkey whispers something
    Donkey falls over laughing

    Guy tell barkeep
    I will Be back tomorrow to donkey cry

    Next day
    Guy returns to bar, orders drink
    Tells bar keep “now I make him cry”

    Guy once again whispers something to donkey
    Instantly donkey sits down and starts crying hysterically

    Guy goes back to barkeep
    Have presidential suite ready tomorrow for me to move into

    Bar keep
    Sure fella
    But I gotta know what you said to donkey

    Guy says
    Well, first time I told donkey
    Breakpoint is a tactical shooter

    Second time I told donkey
    Ubi Paris is making
    Breakpoint sequel
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    Jord-NL's Avatar Senior Member
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    Why did I read this with such an over the top "Russian" accent as found in films in my head?
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    Hugo-FOU's Avatar Senior Member
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    Brilliant. Love it!

    Still, it’s made me wonder if I’m the donkey.

    First I laughed.

    Then I thought, ‘Is that true Ubi Paris are making the sequel?’

    Then I cried!
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    Closing this thread, as I don't think it could lead to any constructive discussion.
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