Warlords of New York opens with us discovering we're now obligated to obey Rhodes. Rhodes the former LMB traitor. Rhodes, the arse for brains who refuses to help The Division out of any sense of patriotism. Rhodes who doesn't give a crap about helping New York. Rhodes who worships "competence" and I'm sure we're meant to only assume isn't the closet fascist bootlick he imitates.
I spit on Rhodes. I'd straight dome his sneering, smarmy brains right through his coffee cup and then piss in his dead eyes. Yeah, I'm the Division. That was legal. 'Sup, you pansy brat?
Yeah, that Rhodes.
Opposite this selfish dungloaf is Agent Lau. First on the ground Agent Lau. Crutches and eyepatch Agent Lau. Saved her sister, built a functioning fortress for refugees and the JTF and who put up with Rhodes little rent-boy taunting about how if his colon wasn't polished on the hour every hour by her tongue he'd shut the lights off and walk out the door Agent Lau.
Rhodes has to live and Lau has to die. The sneering ingrate and the striving martyr. The man who would leave New York to die without him and the woman who didn't outright execute the murderer of her the last of her family. The man who gives nothing and the woman who lost everything.
Guess what: funk that and funk you, Division 2. I put up with your sometimes agonizingly stupid ideas for your glorious, gorgeous world and solid gunplay. I did my best to ignore Agent "guns go brrrrr" Kelso and primary-school-stupid observations on... everything, basically, because I still had a good time playing this game when I wasn't being reminded of how deep cowardice is to the kind of misanthropy necessary to this story. Great game full of imminently hateable npc's, world built by malicious children -buy the Season Pass!
How about no? How about an uninstall instead? How about I finally vent my frustration souring into ******g loathing of the little ways The Division series ruins itself? Oh and don't forget that time Ubisoft "accidentally" decided BLM would make a good target for it's next fascist murdersquad simulator. So close, and yet so far. So, Imma **** off and I hope whoever decided Senior Agent Faye Lau would make an ideal viillain ******g dies. I hope your next cough comes with a casket, you rotten hearted ********er, I hope my words put a pen in your hand and a gun in your mouth.