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    Massive got jokes

    Y'all have no doubt heard it but it cracked me up.

    So, I love the ridiculous outfits I see on some players in the public squares.
    I go to check the vendor and she says to me "The other day, some idiot comes in here with a hockey mask and sandals. I tell them, this is a business!!!... ".

    I don't know why but I lost it. lol
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    Seems like a reference to the time when floral prints and sandals were first revealed. It made a lot of people mad. They could have snuck this in to make fun of themselves.

    Honestly, if there is a Division 3, I feel like they'd move away from the more civilian attire and go full on spec ops ****.
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    Originally Posted by Merphee Go to original post
    Seems like a reference to the time when floral prints and sandals were first revealed. It made a lot of people mad. They could have snuck this in to make fun of themselves.

    Honestly, if there is a Division 3, I feel like they'd move away from the more civilian attire and go full on spec ops ****.
    Night vision .... torches?
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    Originally Posted by Merphee Go to original post
    Honestly, if there is a Division 3, I feel like they'd move away from the more civilian attire and go full on spec ops ****.
    I mean, timeline wise with the story, that would make sense for those people to be the ones on the front line. People who volunteer for things like what the Division represents are usually more "tatical" than others in society, usually drive trucks, wear 5.11 clothing on a daily basis, and of course conceal/carry.
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    There is someone at the White House BOO, in that outside public space, some named NPC, saying something along those lines too if I remember correctly. (I'm very rarely there, so I only ever pick it up when he/she says it while I enter the WH.)
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