I will try to tell you my sweet and bitter experiences as a shinobi main through a rap. Hope you like it.

Here we go,

Okakugo! Sneeky boy is in the house, yo!
Pull you to a ledge from far away then off you go!

Shinobi. Who diz? I can't really hear you, I'm sorry
I'm running like a breeze, call you later when i'm not busy

Busy what, you say? Well, the things you know i do:
Ranged GB everyone and tackle em till they turn blue

Ossoi!
You can't out run me,
boiii!
Oh no don't run either or i'll throw you my spinning toy!

Everyone hates me,
Just cuz i have a ranged GB
But deep down, i just wanna cry like a baby

I have no opener, my quad dash is a gonner
And now, man! my kick doesn't even hyper armor!

I known I can still backflip, but that move is almost useless,
Cuz now, I just move for a couple of inches!
(And not invincible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

So let's get back to work, tho still waiting for that rework
But at least i got my tackle even tho it's just a tickle!

*Drops smoke bomb*