All we have left is our rice fields and soon they are in danger of being nerfed as well!
Stop nerfing us to the ground, we the weebs will resist to our last breath. The flames from the east will not burn us, the wind from the north will not make us shiver in the dark of the night and the chains from the west will not take us captive. We will defend our honor against every other faction and will soon become a great nation. The Daijo has intermingled with our enemies, hence he recieved a peasant's rework. The great beast is still as slow as a turtle, but without its shell which was the might and glory of the past. Our assassins are more fit of being referred to as survivors and our lone hybrid is a mixture tears and sadness. WHERE ARE YOU NEUTRAL BASH/KICK?! I've longed for your since the beta age to no avail. We were meant to be skillfull masters of war, but the focus accross the land has been to reduce the skillgap with two move unblockables and hyperarmors...these, we did not experience in former conflicts. We will honor our "S" tier ancestors, who in the face of our current state can only smirk with slight disgust at the Ubi heaven and plead with a brave angel developer to FIX IT, FIX IT NOW!