Since implementing a legitimate ping-limit kick is "oppressive to players and inclusivity", just implement a boolean sequence for checking a wired connection vs wireless connection. Those with wired connections receive higher priority in matchmaking algorithms. In Super Smash Bros Wii U colloquially addressed as For Glory Hell, was where if you got reported enough for bad connections (among other salty options) you were placed with others of that same reputation. Let all the wifi mcdonalds players play together. I obviously can't tell them my dollars are worth more than theirs, but a) ethernet cable costs maybe $10 max, and I have a 45 ft ethernet cable that cost $20? If you can afford a gaming computer meeting for honor's system requirements or pay for PSPlus or xbox gold, you can afford a ethernet cable. So sick of garbage like this:

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