Originally Posted by
eckLub
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The life vest kind of ruins what is already a pretty stupid outfit. Yeah I infiltrated DC by swimming in from the Potomac because I'm a super trained soldier but I need a life preserver because I apparently can't swim well and also I want everyone to know where I am.
Oh and as soon as I get on land and start running around in a gun fight I leave my goggles on so they get all fogged up and I can't see, and my snorkel flaps around smacking me in the face.
Frankly I'm surprised they didn't leave the fins on. Or give him floaties.