I'm looking for a human that will be there 24/7 in the game as my Uplay friend. It doesn't matter who you are, as long as you're there ready to do your job, which is to send me an invite whenever I ask you to, so I can dodge trash matches instantly instead of wasting minutes waiting for the map to load just so I can quit.
I will pay you monthly in half a liter of the water I bathe in.