Name: Sarcastic Park
Level: 12
Type: Open
Focus: Events, Living in the past
Are you tired of feeling pressured and shamed by your team cause you don't get 114 points for TVT every week? Sick of trying to keep up with donation requirements that kill your phone battery? Do you miss the good old days when just killing events got you a pat on the back and a seat at the table? Come on down to Sarcastic Park where your best is still good enough.
Our focus is collecting free **** and slaying weekend events. Minimums are 260 for locker events and 30 for cards but as long as you make a good effort and stay active, all is well. TVT can suck my salty chocolate balls, as long as you earn bottlecaps and play your runs, everybody wins and nobody will judge your weekly score whether its 23 or 2. As far as donations...don't be a ****** and put up zero every week. Give a little or a lot...or something in the middle, caring is sharing after all. Sound fair? Too good to be true? Come decide for yourself.
Bro downs and lezzing out totally welcome.
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