What up!!! We're two cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our White House party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
Now, Boom! Huh? What up? Are you ready for the best idea ever? Do you have SHD Tech Cache? Do you want even more SHD Tech Cache? Well, guess what? We've got a great idea for you. Two, one. Fight Milk! The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards By bodyguard! I drink it every morning so I can fight like the crow. CAWWW!
If you wanna join, look up FIGHT MILK (CAW) in the clan NPC.
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p.s - we're a clan of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans