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    Roses are red, they shot up our school...

    Come join Total Asscheeks
    Because we are really cool!

    Listen up potential asscheeks, we need 10 dedicated new kids to round out the team. If you are tired of being on a team that doesn't match your dedication, come join us here, in the dark side of south park. Yeah, you didnt know that even EXISTED did you?

    We dont have any strict donation limits or participation requirements. We just ask that you are active, and if you plan on being away let us know or you get das boot. Currently have the team set to open with no minimum player level.

    All of our events are finished....except for this 9000th MBP event right before legendary reset for super obvious reasons. I feel we would crush Wars even more with just a few more heavy hitters.

    We have a team Discord to coordinate better, and a spreadsheet to enter your card levels and compare easily to others to make best use of bottle caps since many people are on different time zones.

    We may be Total Asscheeks but at least we aren't A**holes
    Help us help you!

    (Total commitment to our queen required, blood signature upon entering, no refunds or exchanges.....teehee f*ck you)
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    We have 10 slots open now! Everyone on the team is active as we have finally purged all non playing members!!
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  3. #3
    Anyone with 15-20 daily players who need a new home with a bunch of nerds?
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