Pirate QOTD (01/13/2019) — What's your favorite pirate joke? | Forums

[SaintLandwalker]

What's a pirate always looking for, even though it's right behind him?

His booty

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just arrrrrrr!

What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two arms, and two legs?

"Rookie"

[Ubi-Lucipus]

[SaintLandwalker]

Why do pirates always cry alone?

Because they're private tears.

Where is Captain Hook's favorite place to shop?

The second-hand store.

[ballon009]

Q: what kind of corpse does a pirate like most?
A: a corpse of his crew on pay day

[Vingl]

I adore the old movie the Island Sokrovishch. There is a lot of everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAjVr74wRQ

[BouNc3r_ZA]

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
A: 8 pirates.

[bib_ok]

A pirate walked into a bar
and the bartender said: Hey, i haven't seen you in while. What happened? You look terible.
What do you mean? -said pirate, 'I feel fine'.
Bartender: What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before
Pirate: Well, we were in battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.
Barteneder: Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?
Pirate: We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I go fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...
Bartender: What about that eye patch?
Pirate: Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye.
Bartender: you're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird ****?
Pirae: It was my first day with the hook


Why does a pirate’s phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!

Why couldn't the pirate hear?
Cuz he had no buccan-ears!