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New Team- Sarcastic Park
New team, not so new player. I am an overactive player venturing out on my own. Are u on a dead team? Are you a noob without a friend in the world of sppd? Come join my team. I'll be your friend and fearless leader. I've been playing since last November and can help you navigate the tricky world of ever changing updates, buffs and nerfs.
All are welcome atm as I'm just getting started. But eventually there will be event and/or a donation minimum. For now I'll take all the help I can get. Guaranteed we will finish events as soon as there are more of us. I will lose sleep to finish if necessary. I have dopamine problems and I assume you do too. Sarcastic and cynical *******s are more welcome than others and will be in good company. Search for my team Sarcastic Park and let's kick some *** together!
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Sisters is blood shed with the Throwdown Guild. Come one come all, so you can say you were there at the beginning of a new fun and friendly team cooperative. Make new friends and get deck and game advice from experienced, tenacious elders who know discipline comes from within.
Are you tired of talking about your alcohol addiction in AA?
Are you sick of feeling judged by your peers and family?
Does everyone around you keep telling you that you have some kind of problem?
Then we want you!
Here at sarcatsic park, we encourage and support your addictive personality and your dopamine problems. Come waste a little life with us. Everything and everyone else is **** anyway, right? We have Jameson on tap, popcorn and cheesy poofs in a big bowl that has been dipped in a hundred unwashed mangy kid hands...oh and free hats!
Give us your poor. Your hungry. Your homeless. Seriously guys anyone! Anyone?? Bueller...? Help me help you to help me. Join Sarcastic Park now! NOW!
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come onnnnn new kid....join us! you know you want to, all the kewl kids are doing it....
