I know for certain a few are missing, the only one I remember (because I heard it years ago) is this one--->Originally Posted by ManticButton Go to original post
THE THREE GENERALS
The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them. They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body -- to be measured however they chose.
The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000.
Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000.
The two generals were very happy with their earnings.
Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his d**k to the tip of his balls. The man said, ''Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?''
The general said no. ''Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?''
The general said, ''Just do it!''
The man dropped the general's pants and measured his d**k. When he went for the general's balls, they weren't there. The man said, ''Sir, where are your balls.''
The general said, ''I left them back in Vietnam.''
I could of sworn I heard it recently but only after I had idled for like 10 minutesOriginally Posted by TreFacTor Go to original post
If they did that's disappointing it's a joke people need to not take things so personal
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I know what you are talking about.Originally Posted by ManticButton Go to original post
Everything from the censorship the game is going through and most of the operator ability changes are because of the pro leagues. That's why i mention it.
One of the reasons why there is censorship right now for Rainbow Six is because Ubisoft is interested on the China market for esports.
Why?
Because Rainbow Six Siege is a multiplayer only game reason why it needs pro leagues in order to survive, that's why if a pro player tells them they need to change something, they will, right now China is saying "that's way to much sex and violence for us, do you want us on e sports events? Change it" and so Ubisoft does.
They could do an update for China only but they want everyone to go for the same rules so they can't have a china exclusive version because its just not possible for esports.
They tried to have the same amount of success when making Ghost War exactly as Siege with that operator BS and no respawns modes that play exactly the same.
Ghost Recon right now has a storyline, so unless the next game becomes a multiplayer only game i doubt you have to worry about censorship. They even ignored Bolivian government when they issue a demand to the French embassy because the game was to offensive for them LOL, same thing happened with GRAW2 when Ciudad Juarez (city on which GRAW2 takes place) goverment said the game made the city look bad and so the goverment ban the game but even then, the game was still being sold on most of the stores and i can be sure of it because i live on Juarez LOL
Here's the latest on the subject:
https://www.pcgamer.com/ubisoft-walk...-fan-backlash/
that's great to hear hopefully that means they'll also make the maps they wan't to instead of being concerned about chinas censorshipOriginally Posted by MikeWeeks Go to original post
a ranbow six vegas throwback casino map would be amazing