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[ArmoredChocobo]

Vikings eat diseased rats on their moldy ships, filthy sea rats, knights live in castles and own all the land as far as the eye can see.

Knights over Vikings.

Knights dumped their poop out of a window and then get sick from cholera due to tainted drinking water.

Knights over Knights.

[EIGHTYYARDS NYC]

Knights dumped their poop out of a window and then get sick from cholera due to tainted drinking water.

Knights over Knights.

Exactly, I agree, modern plumbing. Knights can be the only ones to ever beat the Knights, so yes.

Knights over Knights.

I actually heard the Viking made figurines out of theirs for the children to play with on the moldy, water damaged poor excuse for a seaworthy ship they used to drag their fly infested bodies all over the known seas. Vermin....

Um......what? Vikings ate some of the most nutritious and fresh foods of the time. Not ******* rats

Take a good, long hard look at the Shaman, shes looking for leftovers in her victims bodies. What do you think shes pulling out and sniffing? "Well this isnt a sandwich" *Shaman tosses remains*

If they ate nutritious food she wouldn't be bat ish crazy. Shes got the Ciguatera. And its not good.

Also the Warlord? Yeah, hes really 13.

Also, moldy ships? Their ships are probably the best wooden boats ever as they revolutionised how boats were made

Look man Idk if you bought your boat from the same guy they did and you feel the need to stick up for them but the last attempted raid on my lands was met with a swift extermination of the Crows by my men, and while they lay there bleeding and gurgling, speaking their Dǫnsk tunga, as if anyone cared, begging for mercy, we pillaged their poor excuse for ships. All we found were foul smells, rotting corpses that looked as if select parts were eaten by the very scum they called Ostmen. As many holes in their ships as we left dead invading sea rats. We rescued the women they took prisoner and forced to oar their decaying ships from the diseased gallies. Is this what you call honorable? Are these your brave explorers? Butchers, thieves and rats is what I call them.

Uhh this isn't a thread to take seriously... like at all

It not, but I must defend the Knights honor when I see half truths being told. Its clear Knights over Vikings. Knights know when to get dirty, a respected Knight is one in blood caked armor, hes dirty, brave, and relentless, but always does his best to deny hes a hero the whole time. The difference is we bathe after and clean our armor.

But my story is one of many thousands, and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon. Deus vult omnes milites in victoria. Vivat milites !!

[bhitrock]

Hope everyone knows this post is made for fun because real vikings, samurai and knights were quite equally strong. Sorry guys. There are a few videos about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_pCM6gFXXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18c3S7JiRNA
Those should be the most accurate you can find.

[EIGHTYYARDS NYC]

Hope everyone knows this post is made for fun because real vikings, samurai and knights were quite equally strong. Sorry guys. There are a few videos about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_pCM6gFXXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18c3S7JiRNA
Those should be the most accurate you can find.

Those are opinions in those videos good sir.

[bhitrock]

They also report historical and accurate information, esteemed EIGHTYYARDS NYC.

[EIGHTYYARDS NYC]

They also report historical and accurate information, esteemed EIGHTYYARDS NYC.

I am sorry Sir Bhitrock, Im sure you are an admirable and honorable soldier, however I have to say my accounts are more accurate. I come to you with firsthand statements from the Conqueror herself, I have been interviewing a Peacekeeper whois releasing a book next week titled "PeaceKeeper, the Life and Time of a Silent Assassin". Not to forget the ever electric Gladiator. These first hand reports directly from men and women that fought against those sea rats have to be believed more that some fancy words coming from a teleportation box.

[ChampionRuby50g]

So you take the word of a prisoner (Conq), and psychopath (PK) and a slave (Gladiator) to be true? Now I see why we Vikings so easily conquered England for 2 Centuries. Knights are as weak minded as they are weak willed.

[EIGHTYYARDS NYC]

So you take the word of a prisoner (Conq), and psychopath (PK) and a slave (Gladiator) to be true? Now I see why we Vikings so easily conquered England for 2 Centuries. Knights are as weak minded as they are weak willed.

Shots fir....errr Arrows fired. A response so good I cant even respond this second because I am walking out the door. Well played Viking scum, well played.

[bannex19]

I think we can all agree that the samurai are a distant 3rd. There is no way a boy wearing pajamas twirling garden tools can compete with the raw brutal savagery of the vikings and the cowardly but plate wearing knights.

2 knights walk into a bar...

And instantly die because it wasn't a bar it was a raider's dane axe.

ÉG RÍF ÞIG Í BITTA!!!!!!

[UrbanGlitch]

Uhh this isn't a thread to take seriously... like at all

Uhh, who said I was taking it seriously. I'm merely stating why the Vikings are the best by refuting others remarks.