The current meta

So you've finally beaten up and taken down Zen Cartman, Barbrady, Mimsy, Awesom-o, or some other pain-in-the-a**, attack absorbing c*** and your push somehow survived a poison to turn the tides with units that can reach new kid before the clock expires?
Nope! Out comes Rogue Token to clear your board while your opponent starts the process over again with the mana they've built up while you emptied it trying to beat their tank.

1. Arrowstorm, err...I mean Rogue Token


2. Mecha Timmy


So if you're lucky enough to have a Mecha Timmy, you use a Mecha Timmy. Why? Because it's the best totem card in the game, but unlike Chicken Coop or Energy Staff, doesn't drain any health. It doesn't move, has unlimited range on it's charge mind control, and won't die unless you lightning bolt it, which you need for Stan of Many Fireballs, Terrance Mephesto or the next card.

3. Starvin' Marvin


What's this cards counter besides a lightning bolt which you need for Mephesto, Stan of Many Moons, or Mecha Timmy, or is buried in your deck? The only units that hit it, have the slowest and weakest attacks in the game. The crappy archers and new kid. Not even ManBearPig or Pc Principal can attack him even though they tower over him (hint: change that). So that leaves pigeon gang, which are also slow and weak, so they die instantly to Poison, Terrrance, Lebard Jimmy, or Nathan, or a strong Program Stan freeze.

Notice a trend? Multiple ways to take out pigeon gang, yet these 3 cards have NOTHING viable to counter them except ONE CARD, and in Rogue Tokens case, hitting a lightning on him before his war cry takes precision and psychic abilities.


How to fix the game and revamp it so it stops becoming a redundant mess of trying to build useless pushes (even after winning the mana exchange!) that all get wiped out with Token, Poison or Arrowstorm, OR being overwhelmed by cards with no counters, or even worse, a mystical user who just throws out Zen Cartman again in front of new kid.


1. Take spells out of all decks and themes
2. Reduce the deck to 10 units
3. Have a separate spell slot feature at the bottom-right of the screen.
  • You choose 3 spells of ANY theme. They become neutral.
  • Each spell slot has one use per game.
  • Still cost the same mana as before
  • Maybe, MAYBE, that's a hard maybe, you can choose the same spell more than once based on it's mana cost, so like power bind/purify can be chosen for all 3 spell slots, or freeze ray twice, and things 4 mana and above, can only be used once. But I'm leery about it because that could remove strategy and make them a crutch like they are now for bad players who have to use regen, poison or arrowstorm when they get out played with mana or a bad deck build.

4. Nerf these cards or buff ALL archer attacks and attack speeds by double.

How to Nerf Mecha Timmy
Reduce his range by half so he has to move forward and can't hide behind all the units forever.
Reduce his charged ability range to something like Angel Wendy, so if he stays far back he can only mind control units before the halfway marker.

How to Nerf Rogue Token
He's basically a unit with instant arrowstorm for one extra mana. Either raise his cost to 5, or lower his war cry ability so it doesn't hit 100 attack points until level 5.

How to Nerf Starvin' Marvin
There really is no way to nerf him without making Marvin' completely useless so just take him out of the game with a sincere apology to all players who leveled him, and give them back all coins and upgrade materials they used to level him up. That or he needs more counters: Make a better flying unit that can actually hit him (a flying unit with a warcry attack that hurts other flying units only would be nice), or make archers do actual damage on him instead of spitting on him. Give ManBearPig, PC Principal, and other ADULT units the ability to attack air units. Introduce Spiderman Randy with a Heroes Theme that is a direct counter to Marvin by using knockback swing attacks. Personally, I would remove Marvin until there are more counters, then bring him back.