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EHH Buddy! Do you sometimes feel as though you don’t belong because you’re a towel, a dolphin or a six foot tall African American trapped inside the body of a short white Jew? Well then you belong here with us, where we will not only accept you but most likely can and will out-weird you.




(Painted by our fearless leader and shared Canadian wife/ den mother/ succubus Trippy, want to know more about her? You’ll have to join to find out!!)
Are you really smart and funny, but your friends just won’t get over it? Here at the Throwdown Guild we have girls who like to game, girls who dress like boys and boys who dress like girls but aren’t gay (because they don’t drive loud obnoxious motorcycles). Are you cis, trans or just bike curious? We have special bathrooms for all of your needs and insecurities.



Hey there new kids! We here at the Throwdown Guild know it’s hard being new, struggling to find your place in the seedy world of freemium gaming. We offer a safe space (courtesy of Butters who no longer sleeps) where you can feel free to be your best or worst self without judgement. All we ask is that you remain active, donate and participate in events to the best of your ability and free time. We are told that some people actually have something called a social life? We don’t expect you to be as ridiculously dedicated as our leading members, most of who are friendly shut-ins with great personalities (because we can’t all be as pretty as our Canadian princess Trippy). With us, all of your wildest card requests can be filled, (within reason) and you will be able to level up your cards and XP faster than you ever could alone or with a lackluster guild. Most of our members have gone legendary and if you’re into that sort of thing, we can help you get there. Don’t believe me? Check out our stats below.







We all communicate on the LINE app in order to organize card requests fairly and efficiently. We also post detailed spreadsheets with card stats, share strategy and videos of PVP battles.

Are you tired of getting into trouble for sending unsolicited deck pics to your buddies? Here at the Throwdown Guild we not only encourage such behavior, we enable it! Also, we have been nominated the best dressed guild (unofficially) and voted most likely to die alone in our apartments in pursuit of PVP packs and event points.
So, join us today and let that freak flag fly! I’m. super. cereal…

[kmh79]

This post was obviously supposed to have pictures, but we are having some technical difficulties, will repost thread when we figure it out.

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