So I triggered one of John Seeds capture parties and managed to avoid it by bee lining for the nearest water and going for a swim. Figured I was pretty much clear when I got back to Jacob Seed's region and a helicopter pad, where I spawned a person chopper and went looking for prepper stashes. This is where it got weird. I parked the helicopter on an incline and got cut by one of the blades while walking away. Next thing I know... trippy bliss sequence and "Tie him up!"


Seriously?

Bliss bullets are a lazy enough game mechanic as it is. Did Ubi seriously just tie the forced story progression into the next time you take damage, regardless of the source? I suppose the alternative is that some enterprising henchman went around and put bliss on every helicopter blade, just in case I happened to get in it, get cut by the blades, and not turned into deputy puree.