In steps the Free Market Entrepreneur to assist hard playing gamers in their hour of need!!
Now announcing: (Drum Roll) FLankers Original Products (FLOP) LLC!
FLankers Original Products is proud to announce the availability of our newest FPS multi functional personal emergency defense tool!
The HARD Core, HARD Cover Umbrella!
That's right! Our HCHCU (pronounced like a sneeze without the A) will provide any intrepid FP Gamer with a one handed instantly (with the press of a button!) deployable, ballistically tolerant (NIJ Threat Level IV) umbrella. This vital piece of life saving emergency defense gear not only shrugs off 5.56 x 45, 7.62 x 39, and all FULL power .30 cal rifle rounds with ease; it's one handed deployment and operation allows the ambushed gamer to easily maneuver the umbrella to thwart multiple ballistic threats from different directions in quick order. All the while using the other hand to use any one handed weapon in the player's inventory to dissuade, distract, or defeat emergent threats! In addition; there is a low cost option of a single shot Mach 2 anti aircraft missile housed in the titanium umbrella shaft; featuring a nitrogen cooled IR seeker, thrust vectoring exhaust for high off bore sight shots, and a 1lb prefragmented BF (blast fragmentation, NOT best friend!) warhead!
Umbrella collapses and folds easily after use for convenient storage where the rest of the 750 lbs of inventory you're lugging around stores!
Limited quantity on hand; get your order in NOW as there won't be enough to go around!
NOTE: Umbrella also readily shrugs off unwanted bird droppings (like eagle poop).
Disclaimer: Not to be used in violation of any local, state, or federal regulations; adults only/must be at least 18 years of age to purchase, FLOP assumes no implied or explicit responsibility for misuse of umbrella or any of it's subsystems. FLOP HCHU is not endorsed in any way by UBISoft or any of it's subsidiaries.![]()
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Upon first glance, they appeared to be gold when I was driving by them quickly, but on further investigation it turns out they are about the size of a headstone and just have gold/yellow at their top to show they're a marker of some sort. Not in English but in the language FC4 uses.Originally Posted by MikeWeeks Go to original post
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