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    Ubisoft doing a great job!

    I love how stan of many moons now has 200 damage that is great work.
    I can now one hit kill every unit on the board including that annoying mecha timmy... Great!!

    The matchmaking is great, it always sends people 5 levels higher against me that's great so i can derank faster!

    Hackers are truly amazing; they teach me how to play the game without doing anything.
    The AI even allows them to have level 5 troops by sharing hacker accounts to one central account after they get banned..
    Thats great.
    Ubisoft is doing a great job supporting all the hackers and giving all of them free stuff!!
    Great job!

    I love how mecha timmy has the stats of a level 5 while only being level 1 great job ubisoft!!
    Super job balancing, that stupid shieldmaiden wendy should have worse stats haha!!!
    Lets give medusa bebe 350 hp because she is awesome, all other troops suck and range should be stronger than fighters amazing ubisoft great job.

    Poisons range is fine, it should be the entire map, it should only cost 3 energy to whipe the entire board... that will teach the stupid mystic players.
    Amazing how you made mystic totally useless... all those stupid players will now lose many ranks with their stupid deck.
    All that money wasted so great.
    Great job making scifi even better and adventure more powerfull.
    Because all players play these decks the meta is now even better, amazing job.
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    Omg this video is hilarious all go watch it.
    3 stars to that guy,
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNgxdzLtw4http%3A%2F%2F
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    Lol, I saw the title and was going to comment that you're delusional.
    Great bait
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    ****ing-Got-EEm. I agree with everything this person has said and he seems to not just be some whiny low levels player that want purify nerfed so there poison can just wipe out the whole other team.
    That being said, it is day one of this update.. I am so ****ing sick to my stomach of level 2 cards, wiping my level 4 cards or poison killing my whole team. The reason I invested so much in a mystic deck, is BC u got these little ***gots that poison Ur units with every character that play. Then Ur all dead b4 u can even reach them to damage them. And hey then they can just steam roll Ur new kid! Why not!? Glad all poison can hit u across the map! Good idea!
    Glad medusa Bebe has a health buff now! I mean, it was great u couldn't kill her with a fire ball b4, but now she still has enough health left to take out one of my level 4 cards! Great.
    And also thank- the- lord stans fireball now kills all my level four troops at level 1. I thought I might have been making the other players work to hard for a win. Luckily, by the time I can put new troops out, he has plenty of time to charge that bad boy back up.otherwise, I might have a chance. And **** me! Amirite?!?

    Good changes!
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    Did they switch strategy for the game development ?!

    Did they just say :
    "Ah ... **** it!!! Let's make this the worst game ever released !! And if we fail at that, with patches and updates, we will get there slowly but surely!!!! "
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