Ok, it's a weird idea, and I don't know if you can get away with it but... Make a Mrs. Chokeson**** card, and have her, ahem, make an attack similar to that of Nelly...and of course, the damage dealer in her case would be...you know. We already have a dead character might as well. While you are at it consider other ones like nurse Gollum please, and Marklars.