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    When you're almost 53 and divorced and still want a decent and young looking woman like you used to date. Generally ain't gonna happen unless you're rich. I'm generally not attracted to women my age. Or even 10 years younger!! I have to face the fact that the good part of my life is over.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mortoma:
    When you're almost 53 and divorced and still want a decent and young looking woman like you used to date. Generally ain't gonna happen unless you're rich. I'm generally not attracted to women my age. Or even 10 years younger!! I have to face the fact that the good part of my life is over. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh stop it now.

    you never know. alcohol works wonders.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">you never know. alcohol works wonders. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nothing like a set of beer goggles for lowering the bar

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mortoma:
    When you're almost 53 and divorced and still want a decent and young looking woman like you used to date. Generally ain't gonna happen unless you're rich. I'm generally not attracted to women my age. Or even 10 years younger!! I have to face the fact that the good part of my life is over. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You are a disgusting and reprehensible human being who doesn't deserve the oxygen you consume.

    Just like me. Wrinkly women give me the willies almost as much as my borderline obesity and baldness gives them...

    cheers

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by leitmotiv:
    If there is anything I detest it is unfairness. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That can be a pretty tough position. Life's not Fair. The World is not Fair! I went to a carnival and got cheated... the Fair was not Fair!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mortoma:
    When you're almost 53 and divorced and still want a decent and young looking woman like you used to date. Generally ain't gonna happen unless you're rich. I'm generally not attracted to women my age. Or even 10 years younger!! I have to face the fact that the good part of my life is over. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    amen.

    through most of my forties i was still able to occasionally attract cute women in their 20s (god knows why, i wasn't rich or particularly handsome. must of been my charm). however once i got near 50 it was game over.

    well i still get a nibble from one now and then, or at least what my aged mind likes to interpret as a nibble.

    if i had a wallet to match my taste in women i could still probably get some action. down by my place in florida i see plenty of older rich guys with girls young enough to be their daughters.
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    Hey, us non-senior citizens don't really appreciate the Hugh Hefners of the world going around stealing our women.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mortoma:
    When you're almost 53 and divorced and still want a decent and young looking woman like you used to date. Generally ain't gonna happen unless you're rich. I'm generally not attracted to women my age. Or even 10 years younger!! I have to face the fact that the good part of my life is over. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You can get skinny and do crunches.
    Some chicks dig skinny tanned old dudes with flat stomachs and if they see its an older guy they find it admirable as well and that is do-able. And if you are loosing hair just go with the Vin Deisle shaved-bald look.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by M2morris:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mortoma:
    When you're almost 53 and divorced and still want a decent and young looking woman like you used to date. Generally ain't gonna happen unless you're rich. I'm generally not attracted to women my age. Or even 10 years younger!! I have to face the fact that the good part of my life is over. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You can get skinny and do crunches.
    Some chicks dig skinny tanned old dudes with flat stomachs and if they see its an older guy they find it admirable as well and that is do-able. And if you are loosing hair just go with the Vin Deisle shaved-bald look. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Also, consider that a lot of younger 20-40+ year old guys are in really sloppy physical shape already, and if you are in good shape with a flat stomach, you're already ahead of a lot of the eligible pack of bachelors. After I started losing my hair in the mid-late 90s, I wondered if it would hinder me getting as much as I did before, but like with all things, there are plenty of women out there who don't care about having a guy who has hair like Howard Stern.

    When I got to be around 35 years old, I ended up having women being attracted to me who were at least 10 years younger. (as opposed to before I was 35 where it was women who were at least 10 years older) The reason for this from what I've been told is that a lot of young women have already dated guys around their age, and even though the examples can vary, they can be immature and totally self absorbed A-holes a lot of the time. (to be fair, so can a lot of young women be as well... ) Sometimes the younger 20-30 year old women at some point just want an older man who is more stable, caring, and less testosterone driven than their younger counterparts. My wife is 12 years younger than I am, and we didn't meet until she was 29 and I was 41. One of the things that attracted her was that I was in great athletic shape, whereas some of the young guys she dated before were very good looking and came from well-to-do families, but were unfortunately overweight slobs who didn't bother taking care of themselves.

    So, my unasked-for advice for any guys who are in sloppy shape and are having difficulty in finding a woman, the first thing to do is to get into decent shape, the more the better. Women will then notice a man who has a flat stomach, who carries himself straighter and with more vigor, and most likely'll radiate a subconscious air of confidence and ease that women can't help but at least notice.
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    Reading an interesting topic on a forum and deciding to reply, only to have to scroll to the top of the page and see what the topic is again……


    Or walking into a room looking for something and returning to show your wife what you found, only to have her tell you that it is not what you went in there for…
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