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[VougishMan]

As I walk through the valley of fallen enemies
i take a look at my score and realize i'm pretty lean
cause I've been turtling and shield bashing so long that
even berserker thinks that my mind is gone
but i aint never spammed a hero that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a noob, now you know that's unheard of
you better watch your guard stance, i'm charging up my heavy
or you gonna end up payin death his levy
I really hate to block but i gotta survive
aint no lie, and i see you creepin for that revive
fool, i'm the conqueror all the warlords wanna be like
in full block stance all night, got revenge now it's time to strike


keep turtling most our lives
livin in a conquerors paradise
shoulder bash into three lights
livin in a conquerors paradise
zone attack in every fight
livin in a conquerors paradise
never offense, it's my plight
livin in a conquerors paradise

[S.J.Lannister]

What about Toe Stab Maybe? (Carly Rae Jepsen - Call me maybe cover)

I threw a light into a wall
Don't ask me why Lawbringers are tall
I looked at them as they fell
And now Highlander is in my way

I trade my light for a feint
Then toe stab with light again
I wasn't looking for this
But now parry is in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped skirt
Skin was showing
Matchmaking
On par was blowing
Where you think you're ragequit baby?

Hey I just killed you
And this is crazy
But here's my first light
I'll toe stab you maybe
It's hard to lose fight with you baby
But here's my first light
I'll toe stab you maybe

[VougishMan]

What about Toe Stab Maybe? (Carly Rae Jepsen - Call me maybe cover)

I threw a light into a wall
Don't ask me why Lawbringers are tall
I looked at them as they fell
And now Highlander is in my way

I trade my light for a feint
Then toe stab with light again
I wasn't looking for this
But now parry is in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped skirt
Skin was showing
Matchmaking
On par was blowing
Where you think you're ragequit baby?

Hey I just killed you
And this is crazy
But here's my first light
I'll toe stab you maybe
It's hard to lose fight with you baby
But here's my first light
I'll toe stab you maybe

hmmmm, i like it but i feel like this is something i'd use for peacekeeper. we'll see :P

Next up is Orochi, stay tuned

[UbiNoty]

When does your album drop?

[Halvtand]

This is great. We need to collect these in one thread somewhere so they don't get lost.

[RatedChaotic]

That was good. I liked it OP.

[PDXGorechild]

Hahahaha this one is awesome.

[EIGHTYYARDS NYC]

Im livin in a conquerors paradise!!

Man i wish this played every time I execute an enemy with my shield! Or better yet, every single time I use my shield bash! Its gonna be stuck in my head all day.