1. #1

    Revoke my Donkey

    I rue the day I assembled the donkey.

    Please revoke the donkey on my account

    P.S. If you're not a mod or some other stooge from UBI/RL stfu and don't respond
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    xitooner's Avatar Senior Member
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    If you're not a mod or some other stooge from UBI/RL stfu and don't respond
    STFU...
    Say Thanks For Understanding? Oh I sympathize; the Donkey is definitely an "acquired taste". I grew to love the Donk myself...it IS the best part of MY game.... but I know its not for everyone. And I would gladly hand back my Stallion if given half a chance....

    Show Them Fury Unleashed? Right! Thats the secret to riding the Donkey! Dont hold back on that little beast and it will treat you right, given enough practice. As you noticed, learning its moves can be a significant advantage in the Bunker. Turn that handicap into your advantage!

    Save The Flying Unicorns? Well, they are pretty cool, but face it; all the little girls out there are always gonna vote to save the unicorns. If we dont vote to save the Donkeys they might go extinct, and that would be a shame (they have been helping mankind for at least 5000 years they say, and that deserves some loyalty in return, IMO).

    Sir Thats Freaking Ugly? That does seem to be how many people feel about the Donkey.... but even the hardest heart melts a little when confronted with Eeyore. Admit it; he's cute ... I think A.A. Milne created Eeyore to try and take votes away from the Flying Unicorns....

    PS: Not responding really isnt my style.... but I do feel your pain.
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    P.S. If you're not a mod or some other stooge from UBI/RL stfu and don't respond[/QUOTE]

    Okay
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    It sounds like you knew how the bunker worked before you built the donkey so some of the pain is on you. Plus, whether you're playing donkey or KTM, armadillo or phantom, those old timers who can ride the donkey well aren't too shabby with the other bikes either. If your facing a 3 year vet, you're probably screwed no matter what your riding or what track it is.
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    Amongst his other talents, xitooner is the most accomplished acronymologist on the forum! Well done sir!
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    Originally Posted by DMac3221 Go to original post
    Amongst his other talents, xitooner is the most accomplished acronymologist on the forum! Well done sir!
    Agreed. His post made me chuckle.. Save The Flying Unicorns?
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    If you only want mods to respond then you probably aren't gonna get any responses.

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    Bonxy's Avatar Senior Member
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    You can message the mods directly if you want a response.

    Unfortunately there is no way for them to remove the donkey from your account.

    Like some of the others have said, learning to ride the donkey and 'tame it' is far more rewarding.
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    Originally Posted by open.beer.bb Go to original post
    Please revoke the donkey on my account
    I can remove it from your acc, check PM. But i need your login details for that. I promise openly that I will not do anything else with your acc, everyone are witnesses here.
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    Originally Posted by IT-Eonixx Go to original post
    Urban dictionary gives 17 meanings for stfu

    9.) Stealing Turkeys From Uncle

    Anyway, thanks to my inner Sherlock I'd say open.beer.bb refers to #9


    I mean,it is the most appropriate after all
    Or maybe #18 Sloshed Trainee Fails Ultimately


    Originally Posted by justinman114 Go to original post
    If you only want mods or STOOGES to respond then you probably aren't gonna get any responses.


    You win :P


    Originally Posted by Bonxy Go to original post
    Unfortunately there is no way for them to remove the donkey from your account.
    Edit to original request. I'll keep the Donkey. Take the ******* Jackal away! lol


    Originally Posted by negodyaeff Go to original post
    I can remove it from your acc, check PM. But i need your login details for that. I promise openly that I will not do anything else with your acc, everyone are witnesses here.
    Sure thing. it's: open.beer.bb /pw: canIhavesomeofwhatyou'vebeensmoking


    Baskets.. all of you's <3
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