I was interested in seeing more of these podcasts. So I added a banner hoping more people would apply.
Since the banner is so OVER POWERED, it made myself and a flood of others apply for a podcast with the funk. The difference as to how I got accepted was that I had a plan.
" I'll tighten my suspenders and take one for the team. I'm going to need a few things prior to our date. I am going to be needing half the pay in advance. It's for the speech writer's fee. Hope to hire Purpleoozi in helping with the script. I also have to see if Troy Baker can do my voice acting. I will then cut a pic. out of Victoria Secret for my photo of me to air on stream. Think that should be it, lets do this!'
But..... there is a but.
"Just got done with the interview. Don't get too excited, as I had to improvise every part of my original scheme. Being as I got pressed for time and the pay was sub-par. I had to make due and do with what I could get. I'll will try telling you how it all came together and calumniation of it will set the stage for what you have with it.
First I tried to find a writer. Went to the Writer's Unemployment Agency asking if I could hire someone to do a piece on me, being broadcasted while funk (PEPPERSPRAY to the face and pushed out the door)
Picking myself up. Decided to putting finding a writer on hold.
The next plan I had was about taking care of my voice actor. I went across town to the Voice Actors Guild and asked I could get one of them. I actually got one. This one seemed really excited to do the part. Came running at me. I've never seen as much determination as this one had. It was a turkey with rabies, but I was desperate. It was chasing me everywhere but that turkey with rabies definitely has a better voice than mine. I couldn't pass up on that.
Chased back to the Writer's Unemployment Agency. They barred me from entering so I was stuck outside with my voice actor chasing me. That is when I came to a bright conclusion of what I could do. I really wanted a writer, but do I really need one? Why would I need one, when my voice actor can just wing it?
I couldn't cut a Victoria Secret catalog picture out. I did however come across a JCPenny catalog from 1984 while I was being chased thru the ditches. The underwear section I tore out one and handed that to funktastic_ to decide upon."
Now without further a due, hope you enjoy my podcast. Starring a turkey with rabies and Fruit of the Loom.
In a controlled environment...yes. But on the forum...anything is possible. I honestly miss the legendary rants he had back in the day. It was the only reason I would sign on to here. Without that...this forum has become dull.Originally Posted by booped Go to original post
So, any word from Redlynx on this important topic? Im guessing it's going through the top of the company right about now.
Oh, here it is...a sneak preview from the meeting on reinstating Funk:
The gray haired fella doesn't seem to be buying what the young guy is saying. Looks like they'll figure it out though.