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[CandleInTheDark]

Zerker main....
Kensei....... Hmmm, you started swinging that sword like yesterday.... Why is it not here yet, did you get a tracking number?

Oh my god, some of the funnies in this thread.

[Supercool5150]

Kensei - All my enemies


Warden - Good fight comin
Conq - I hate that damn Flail
PK - Long Bow Time
LB -. This is gonna take a minute
Raider - I'll over power you...And please don't move to Vegas
Warlord - Warden's little brother (sort of)
Zerker - attack first, fast strong...Gotcha!
Valk - chop chop run, chop chop run repeat as necessary
Kensei- You mad Bro?
Shugoki- I'll wait until your back is turned...Over the top over the top over the top execute
Orochi-.Hit the help beacon repeatedly
Nobushi- Come in strong, hit hard , back up wait for the Karate Kid stance...Move in and finish

Ledges, Fire and pointy walls - Avoid if possible (especially with no stamina)
Team Mates- Please come help with A & C... the middle of the battlefield is empty.
UBI - Victory!!! Error 0000000670032 (or whatewver) ...Nooooooo! Khaaaaaaaaan!!!!!
Wife - No I can't take the garbage out now. Yes I am going to play this damn game all night.

That about covers it.

[psyminion]

Orochi main here, Rep 9.
(sorry fam)

Warden: damn zone attack. why can't I just have a regular block!
Conqueror: I will (slowly) end you.
Peacekeeper: excuse me but do you serve anything other than spam?
Lawbringer: I don't even mind if you kill me. so stylish!
Raider: it's deflect time!
Warlord: please stop spitting in my face when you jump at me
Berserker: ever seen someone block before? no? I win.
Valkyrie: goddam sweep
Kensei: I'm sorry sensei
Shugoki: this needs to be a quick one ok? I'm tired tonight.
Orochi: there can be ONLY ONE! I'm coming for that DECAPITATION.
Nobushi: hey I heard you ALSO ONLY SERVE SPAM.

[RatedChaotic]

Conqueror

Warden - I got this. Big sword but doesnt use it.
Conqueror - Oh man its gonna be a <ting> <ting> match
Shugoki - Oh no! Not the tree!
LB - I love seeing him pancake flip a Conqueror its funny....but not when its me
Raider - Cool a slow guy
Warlord - Oh the other shield guy great!
Zerker - Cool a blocking and parrying challenge.
Valkyrie - lol look at her little shield. Its cute.
Kensei - Oh the easy guy.
Orochi - Time for some coffee
PK - Yep I need more coffee, meth, or an energy drink for that b*tch
Nobushi - You sound hot ..... tho that mask scares me.

[RaptorPetingZoo]

Shugoki Main


Warden: Ow, ow , ow , PARRY GOODBYE *Home Run*
Counq: RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH
PK: Go ahead, try to spin around me, hope you can dodge the side charged heavy chasing your ***
LB: Parry, Gardbreak, heavy, he parrys, he guard breaks, and i parry his heavy, this continues for a while...
Raider: Tries to grab me, GB him, throw him off cliff
WarLord, ow Ow OW OW Ded
Zerker: ~ You Spin me right round baby right round ~
Valk: SWEEP THE LEG INTENSIFIES
Kensei: The great Parry Wars
Shugoki; COME AT ME YA FAT BASTER- oh wait
Orochi: Do that zone attack! I DARE YEE *Does it and gets batted off random cliff
Nobushi: *POKE SPAM INTENSIFIES*

[Netcode_err_404]

Seems fun.

Lawbringer main :

Warden : Don't kill me pls
PK; Don't kill me too fast pls
LB: Ignore me pls
Kensei: Never seen a kensei
Orochi: Don't kill me pls
Warlord: ...
Conqueror: Grass crest shield.
Shogoki: Sushi sucks.

Rest is not interesting enough

[Dekallis]

I'm a raider main

Warden: Cut the vorex, block the zone. gb and punish. repeat. Must resist urge to attack top.
Peacekeeper: Keep calm and zone her out. She won't dare jump at me.
Conq: Torro torro! Ole!(this fight like a bullfight. I just punish shield bash till he stops trying to do it or dies.)
Lawbringer: Counter GB,Counter GB,Counter GB, STEP THE SHOVE.
Raider: :O A raider. I don't wanna kill you bro.
Warlord: Oh I hope he's a headbutt spammer this'll be free.
Berserker: Well....this going to be a lot of posturing and feinting. Or He's going to die horribly for not learning his cancels.
Valkyrie: Step the sweep Step the sweep Step the Sweep...GOD WHY DIDN'T I STEP THE SWEEP.
Kensei: Ah this'll be fun.
Shugoki: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO HIT YOU?!
Orochi: I might as well be fighting a bot with how all these orochis use the exact same attack pattern.
Nobushi: I'm not patient enough for this.

[TCTF_SWAT]

As a Lb

Warden: Hmmm should be fun I believe
Conq: Well least I beat your shield bash
PK: Hmmmm could be tricky
LB: I push you, not the other way around
Raider: ledgendary? HAH ***** please
Warlord: Oh look a fatty
Beszerker: put a muzzle little one
Valk: Well....GG for me I lose
Kensei: Hmmmm what can you do?
Shugok: Oh look another fatty
Cockroach: Dirt does not speak nor get spoken too bow down worm and put away the butter knife
Nobushi: XD what are you supposed to do? Put away your celery stick little girl

As PK:
Warden: Hmmm alright let's go
Conq: defense? What defense?
PK: peri.....
LB: I hope you can parry big guy
Raider: I AM a legend, you're nothing but a mockery
Warlord: HaH! you're a joke
Beszerker: What?
Valk: Hmmmmmm
Kensei: Hmmmmmm
Shuoki: Looks like I'll be dining on fatty acids tonight
Cockraoch: Oh how I'lll enjoy slicing and dicing you into tiny little pieces
Nosuhi: How about a love letter? It's my dagger stabbing you in the heart

Conq
Wrden: Well ok let's dance
Conq: Huh.....dash and bash
PK: Put away your toothpicks little one
Lb: Well try and open me up
Raider: You're as weak as they say
Warlord: Let me show you how it's done
Berserker: Aren't you funny
Valk:: Are you supposed to be a threat?
Kensei: Sorry amigo, you don't win
shuoki: Hmmmmmm could be tricky
cockroach: hahahahahahah...AHAHAHAHA what a joke!
Nobushi: Just walk away before I smash your face in

[Raven-Mad]

Warden main (rep 11):

Warden: Mirror match pure skill vs skill, let's go.
Conq: Shield bash should be more punishable. Toughest match.
PK: Guard right, parry any lights. Second toughest match.
LB: A good fight if played well. Relatively easy match.
Raider: Mind games, don't parry zone until last second if out of stam. Easy match if I don't get exhausted.
Warlord: Ugh. Hard match.
Berserker: Don't parry attack starters, be ready for feints My favorite match.
Valk: Parry lights, be ready to dodge and counter shoulder bash bash if soft cancel shield bash or hit then sweep. Easy match.
Kensei: Mind games, guard top stance, be wary of parrying unblockable, light attack if they go for it. Always guard top. Medium difficulty match.
Shugoki: Absolutely disgustingly broken. Run around and vortex charge/guard break, not punishable because hyper armor, costs very little stam. More than any other class needs fixed, otherwise not op but very fun fight. Don't initiate unless guard break,
Orochi: Parry, parry, parry. Easy match unless top level player.
Nobushi: Parry lights, watch for feints. Ez m8.

Prolly missed someone, oh well...

[CandleInTheDark]

PK spamless main

It's sad we have to specify that we don't spam with the state others have put her being viewed as.