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  1. #11
    Originally Posted by Rolingachu Go to original post
    I'm a Warlord

    Warden: Headbutt
    Conqueror: Headbutt
    Peacekeeper: Headbutt
    Lawbringer: Headbutt
    Raider: Headbutt
    Warlord: Too much Headbutts
    Berserker: Headbutt
    Valkyrie: Headbutt
    Kensei: Headbutt
    Shugoki: Headbutt
    Orochi: Headbutt
    Nobushi: Headbutt
    If my keyboard is wrecked because of the water I just spewed, I will be tracking you down with my peacekeeper and her dagger, good sir >> (well played though I genuinely cracked up).
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  2. #12
    I´m a warden most of the time (close to warden only)

    > Warden: fuuuurrrrr honooooooorrrrrrr!
    > Conquerer:whraaa whraaa whraaaa (damn how much time left before I have to go to work)
    > PK: Let´s see if you´re a pain in the *** or not. (can make me feel like Mr. Miago trying to catch a fly with his sticks)
    > LB: ...so you´re the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gunfight!
    > Raider: I love you! (because raider really need some love)
    > Warlord: look at those thick wrists/ yeah, you are a headBUTT
    > Berserker: pls don´t damage my sword while I parry your endless attempts to hit me
    > Valk: that girl got rythm, hopefully I find mine
    > Orochi: do the users of oro really have some pubic hair already?
    > Shugoki: oh hi, can you shoot me to the next sushi bar with the tree beside you
    > Nobushi: omg NoobUshi, still wating for the day when I found a prober recipe against this POS (I really hate nobush!)
    > Creep: don´t stand in my way.....godamn DON`T STAND IN MY WAY, what, you hit me....TAKE THIS! and don´t forget to NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!!!!

    Sorry my english and stuff,
    Le smeg
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    Originally Posted by sgt.smegma Go to original post
    > Shugoki: oh hi, can you shoot me to the next sushi bar with the tree beside you
    Best Shoguki description ever
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    Nobushi main

    --Warden: I honestly can't tell which of you is good or bad you all do the same thing!! And how does your shoulder beat my kick?
    --Conqueror: Ug are you going to do the same combo >.>
    --PK: WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL SPACE HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
    --LB: I'm bending you over now but I know your buff is getting released soon...
    --Raider: You're so cool yet so easy to kill.
    --Warlord: How many times do I have to poke you, stop healing!
    --Berserker: Telegraph "Oh he spinning to the left I wonder where he's going to attack". xD
    --Valk:You're like me but with a shield... I hate shields.
    --Orochi: Let's heve a clean fig- oh he's running to the nearest buff -.-
    --Shugoki: Haha like I'm going to be grabbed by that slow *** *spine breaks*
    --Nobushi: uhh um this is akward we both want to zone, wanna hang out?
    --Creeps: omg guys bunch up for me I LOVE body count.
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  5. #15
    Originally Posted by Helnekromancer Go to original post
    Nobushi main
    --PK: WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL SPACE HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
    Well since you're asking you could always just bleed out...and stop trying to poke me with that poker why is it so big?
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    Originally Posted by CandleInTheDark Go to original post
    Well since you're asking you could always just bleed out...and stop trying to me with that poker why is it so big?
    Same goes for you guys. And I need this Poker to keep you quick little lemurs at bay.

    We can both just bleed out on the pavement.
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  7. #17
    Originally Posted by Helnekromancer Go to original post
    Same goes for you guys. And I need this Poker to keep you quick little lemurs at bay.

    We can both just bleed out on the pavement.
    Love it when I see a typo in a post that someone else quotes >.< lol But yeah it really is a case of whelp, I hope we don't manage to tie through bleedout.
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    Originally Posted by CandleInTheDark Go to original post
    Love it when I see a typo in a post that someone else quotes >.< lol But yeah it really is a case of whelp, I hope we don't manage to tie through bleedout.
    Haha I've gotten that so many times. And one time with Shugoki, he bleed out before his grab animation broke my spine so the round ended in a draw.
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  9. #19
    Zerker main....

    Warden - You can hide behind that sword all you want..... I'm still gonna kick you in the balls and cut off your tin can head!
    Conq - Dodge, spin, chop.......little by little
    PK - B itch please.... get back in the damn kitchen!
    LB - No matter how long it takes, I'm gonna shove that polearm up your ***.
    Raider - Oooh, my parry works against you....... sometimes.
    Warlord - Erm...... dodge, spin chop... attrition.
    Zerker - Lets dance mother ****aaaaaa
    Valk - Dodge dodge dodge.......
    Kensei....... Hmmm, you started swinging that sword like yesterday.... Why is it not here yet, did you get a tracking number?
    Shugoki..... bring it on fat lad, and put that pie down!
    Orochi...... Lets dance biatch.
    Nobushi....Poke... not there dude, poke... not there anymore either dude.... poke... dead already?
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    Originally Posted by Hillbill79 Go to original post
    Shugoki..... bring it on fat lad, and put that pie down!
    Love the Shoguki descriptions, this thread is worth it for those alone
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