Ok, lets give it a break from hate train. Yes, game is not in good condition for know, we all know it, we don't need you to smack it our face like 1000th time.
What is your main class and what is your first toughts when you see other classes as bot rivals and allies.
I'm a berserker. Not that good, not that bad. Still can't find a way to beat orochi. Those gusy are fast af. Lets start;
Rival
Warden: Can't tell he/she is good or bad. MEh. Boooring.
Conqurer: If he starts that chain, im f****ed.
PK: *****
LB: It's 9999999th i fight with it. next....
Raider: Brainless idiot...
Warlord: Scary.
Berserker: Lets tdo this!
Valkyre: ***** with a shield.
Kensei: Dat sword....
Shugoki: Preseve it. No one plays it.
Orochi: ***** with a katana.
Last one: What was her name.... Nasty poison with spear. Poisoney Spears....
Allies
Warden: Do some job.
Conqurer: meh
PK: You better kill someone
LB: Is it that good enough to everyone plays it?
Raider: Kill stealer, shameless thief.
Warlord: Do a chain.
Berserker: Im better.
Valkyre: I expect big kills from you.
Kensei: Sucker...
Shugoki: Break a leg, sorry, back.
Orochi: I also waitng good things from you too.
Last one: Whats your name? Use your poison attack.
PK all day...well night typically.
Warden: Oh look another one.
Conqueror: Is he gonna just sit there the whole match, or do the charge combo?
Peacekeeper: This **cker better not do that zone abuse BS. (I say the same thing when I see an ally with PK)
Lawbringer: Airplane!!!!
Raider: Lol
Warlord: Ugh
Berserker: Ok...be patient.
Valkyrie: Time to practice my back-dodge!
Kensei: Easy kills for them!
Shugoki: Please no team fights...
Orochi: Hehehehe
Nobushi: Man that's a cool design.
Peacekeeper for me
Warden: Don't top dodge heavy! (I have pulled off a few crushing counterstrikes in my time)
Conqueror: Ooh I got me a can opener right here (guardbreak)
Peacekeeper: Spamalot or have you actually read the movelist?
Lawbringer: Darn pancake toss!
Raider: Don't block the yellow one!
Warlord: I'ma get my way around that shield sooner or later
Berserker: Don't stay in his range, his heavies come quicker than mine
Valkyrie: Dodge! Shank! Repeat!
Kensei: Big sword,deflect, don't parry
Shugoki: Please not tower ruin for map
Orochi: Free bleed damage every storm rush!
Nobushi: So you do bleed too? I'ma get deflects all day if you go heavy on me
PK mostly so will go with that one ... adding a difficulty rating at the end, out of 10, with 10 being hard and 1 being a piece of cake.
Warden: Haha try your shoulder vortex on me you noob - 6/10
Conqueror: Oh FFS come out from behind your shield you pain in the arse and stop the infinite light spam - 8/10
Peacekeeper - Are you a light spamming noob or can you actually play? Let's dance - 8/10
Lawbringer - lol 5/10
Raider - lol 4/10
Warlord: Oh FFS come out from behind your shield you pain in the arse and stop trying to headbutt me - 9/10
Berserker: How can you move that fast and spam that much without losing Stamina, I hate you - 9/10
Valkyrie: No I am not going to stand there while you sweep me - 7/10
Kensei: Depends, skill seems to vary hugely from stupidly easy to stupidly hard to beat - 4/10 to 8/10
Shugoki: Why won't you die, why can you hit through everything, why did you just break my back, wait ... I am dead? - 9/10
Orochi: Dance of the side steppers, who does it better wins - 7/10
Nobushi: Damn that's a long spear - 8/10
warden main here:
warden: just try the zone. i'll block and get a free GB.
conqueror: ehn, just parries and dodges.
peacekeeper: ooh, here comes my CCS. won't expect my fully charged SB.
lawbringer:i can CGB. You lose.
raider: yeah, just try using an opener.
warlord: go ahead and do your lunging top heavy. you won't get a HB cause i'll parry it.
berseker: yeah, parries all day. spin all you want.
valkyrie: sorry, i'll block everything. no sweep for you.
kensei: . guaranteed GBs all day.
shugoki: don't. do. top; light. i'll get hit
orochi. cancel SB into parry everytime
nobushi: block till i get close, and she's done.
I'm a Warden but been playing Lawbringer.
As a Warden
Shugoki-Not this fatty.
Warden-You're going to see a real Warden in a minute.
Conqueror-Ok.I got this.
Peacekeeper-I just need to parry here.
Raider-Psst.Ok.
Warlord-You better not hide or run from me.
Berserker-Go ahead and try to hit me.
Valkyrie-I hate you.
Kensei-You have my respect,if you win.
Orochi-You better not run from me.
Nobushi-Go ahead,I just need to catch you.
Lawbringer-Let's see what you got.
PK Main
Warden: if im losing ill run grab some buffs then kick his ***.
Conqueror: Ez ill just run away
Peacekeeper: ALT + F4 no fun fighting mirrors unless they are extremely undergeared
Lawbringer: i never waste time on them so i just ran at start
Raider: Ez kil
Warlord: I dont waste time on him either
Berserker: grab a buff then fight
Valkyrie: figh a bit then for buffs
Kensei: Ez kill
Shugoki: grab dmg buff/ shield then fight him ez
Orochi: easiest opponent to beat
Nobushi, ill run when im 30%
Valkyrie
- Warden: Boring when passive
- Conqueror: Charge your heavy
- Peacekeeper: Sit still please
- Lawbringer: This will take awhile
- Raider: Is he good or just spam zone
- Warlord: Are you an edge lord
- Berserker: You duel wielding freak
- Valkyrie: What kind of mix-ups do you have
- Kensei: The range
- Shugoki: Wait for it
- Orochi: Don't do it I will parry
- Nobushi: Your bleed is strong
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