Who would like to do a podcast style interview regarding the game and future title? | Forums

[VEGASTRASH]

For anyone who wants a podcast style interview, message me your email and you'll be contacted. Add your name to this thread after doing so...thanks.

[purpleoozi]

Sorry for the late response.. Haven't checked the forums for a while.

Oozie, Xample...let's hear it. I've heard many chime on for years here...let's hear everyone who is up for it in an interview setting.

I would love to do a 'podcast' or interview on Funk's channel but here are a few reasons why I cannot -

1) I use a lot of profanity

2) I make fun of everything... and everybody

3) My humor is not family friendly

4) I take nothing serious (reference point 2)

5) Every time you spell my gamertag here, you spell it "oozie" .. and I just uuh.. I'm not really connecting the dots or seeing where you're getting this 'e' from at the end of my gamertag. Then again it could also be the reason as to why I never got that friend request from you on XBL :'(

6) If I were to agree to do the podcast in a professional manner, I would need to be compensated beforehand (doesn't involve money). I have.... can I say this here..? Non sexual favors? Can I say that? I have non sexual favors? Because the whole lead-up as to what I want sounds kind of sketchy.. and God only knows 100% of the community that reads this is like 'Oh he wants that D', to which I would respond "Maybe."

7) After transcribing your interview, I feel like I may have put a target on my back for a similar response from you and I'm not completely sure that I'm ready to cross that bridge yet

So because of everything listed above, I think it may be easier to have other community members step up and help fill my void. And by the looks of it, I don't see a shortage of people unwilling to step up.

There always have been and always will be great people here so regardless if I ever podcast it up or not, I'll always enjoy, always watch, and always love the content that Funk and you guys,the community, produce and continue to produce.

And I wouldn't be opposed to you doing a follow-up podcast. I think you did an excellent job and I would love to hear more from you. Like, I'll counter offer my offer to have you offer me an offer by sweeping my future offer from you off the table in exchange for my potential offer? Think about it. I haven't offered you the offer yet but there's definitely an offer out there somewhere.

I'll tighten my suspenders and take one for the team. I'm going to need a few things prior to our date. I am going to be needing half the pay in advance. It's for the speech writer's fee. Hope to hire Purpleoozie in helping with the script. I also have to see if Troy Baker can do my voice acting. I will then cut a pic. out of Victoria Secret for my photo of me to air on stream.

lmfao.

My services don't come cheap but I could probably cut you a deal even though you oozie'd me, RidingMover and VeganTrash. But you've gotta do the funktastik podcast (soon) because now I'm looking forward to it. Don't let me down man

Edit: I would also like to see Max step up.

[RidingMower]

But you've gotta do the funktastik podcast (soon) because now I'm looking forward to it. Don't let me down man

Just got done with the interview. Don't get too excited, as I had to improvise every part of my original scheme. Being as I got pressed for time and the pay was sub-par. I had to make due and do with what I could get. I'll will try telling you how it all came together and calumniation of it will set the stage for what you have with it.

First I tried to find a writer. Went to the Writer's Unemployment Agency asking if I could hire someone to do a piece on me, being broadcasted while funk (PEPPERSPRAY to the face and pushed out the door)

Picking myself up. Decided to putting finding a writer on hold.

The next plan I had was about taking care of my voice actor. I went across town to the Voice Actors Guild and asked I could get one of them. I actually got one. This one seemed really excited to do the part. Came running at me. I've never seen as much determination as this one had. It was a turkey with rabies, but I was desperate. It was chasing me everywhere but that turkey with rabies definitely has a better voice than mine. I couldn't pass up on that.

Chased back to the Writer's Unemployment Agency. They barred me from entering so I was stuck outside with my voice actor chasing me. That is when I came to a bright conclusion of what I could do. I really wanted a writer, but do I really need one? Why would I need one, when my voice actor can just wing it?

I couldn't cut a Victoria Secret catalog picture out. I did however come across a JCPenny catalog from 1984 while I was being chased thru the ditches. The underwear section I tore out one and handed that to funktastic_ to decide upon.

Hope you enjoy my podcast.

[xzamplez]

I suppose I could do one.

EDIT: I'd really like to see ooziE step up.

[VEGASTRASH]

I suppose I could do one.

EDIT: I'd really like to see ooziE step up.

PM me your email and you'll be contacted with further details. I think Oozie should also do one. I prefer hearing more outspoken people. This will be a great series future trials players can study and learn from. The collective years of experience is something that people will marvel over and become better human beings for have listened.

[RidingMower]

I would love to do a 'podcast' or interview on Funk's channel but here are a few reasons why I cannot -