To the resteraunt who's burgers ALWAYS taste like s**t,
Every one of the last 11 burgers I bought from you tasted like s**t! And now, after never having tasted a burger from you that wasn't made with s**t, I bought ANOTHER burger from you and like, WTF!? It too, tasted like s**t!!! Suggestion: stop making your burgers with s**t!
Reply: stop buying burgers that always taste like s**t dumba**...