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[SF_JHawk373]

Good Luck. See you on the field.

[MrClownE]

Actually, that is also a miss spelling. It's actually written Bon-sai.

The word you were looking for is Banzai.

Hey man, you don't know his story, he might just really like Bon-sai trees.

[FramboisMan]

Hey man, you don't know his story, he might just really like Bon-sai trees.

You're both wrong. When I think of my samurai brothers charging fearlessly into battle, ever confident they will live for 10,000 years with little peaceful trees to tend to, I think of this. (the first one)

Or I'm just and way too tired from 2 long nights of playing combined with getting old, work & a baby to bother about spelling or syntax.

[AveImperator85]

Most Samurai I've encountered have been honorable folk, whereas the Viking community has been cancerous since Alpha. I am in favor of a truce with the East until the unwashed hordes of the North have been dealt with.

[THEPH0NECOMPANY]

(Raider responds to Samurai/knight truce by knocking them into each other and off a cliff, then pelvic thrusting till black screen)

[FramboisMan]

(Raider responds to Samurai/knight truce by knocking them into each other and off a cliff, then pelvic thrusting till black screen)

A plane flying above the pacific suddenly loses 2 of it's engines. The pilot is able to control the plane, but tells the crew and passengers the plane is too heavy & will continue to descend into the ocean if they don't lighten the load. The attendants toss all the luggage, supplies & whatever seats they could remove, but the pilot said it wasn't enough. A warden steps forward to the exit door and shouts, "For the Queen!" and jumps out of the plane. The pilot said it still wasn't enough. A Samurai stands in front of the hatch and yells, "For the Emperor!! Bonzai!!" and leaps into the abyss. The pilot yell's from the cockpit, "We need to drop about 350 more pounds if we want to stabilize her!" At that moment, a fat f@%ing Warlord comes forward. He raises his head high & screams, "FOR VALHALLAAAA!!!" and tosses two peacekeepers out the door.

[FacePunchThor]

Come get some. By morning the entire map will be RED with Weeb and Tincan blood.

We need no alliances. We will slaughter both the rust buckets and the Dynasty Warriors players or we will die in glorious combat! DEATH AND GLORY! WITNESS ME CHOOSER OF THE SLAIN!

[FacePunchThor]

Of course you puny rust buckets would need an alliance to fight against real warriors. As for the samurai? Don't even get me started. Go back to playing Dynasty Warriors or whatever it is you weebs play. We mighty Vikings will burn your women and rape your churches while we drink from your skulls!

[FacePunchThor]

A plane flying above the pacific suddenly loses 2 of it's engines. The pilot is able to control the plane, but tells the crew and passengers the plane is too heavy & will continue to descend into the ocean if they don't lighten the load. The attendants toss all the luggage, supplies & whatever seats they could remove, but the pilot said it wasn't enough. A warden steps forward to the exit door and shouts, "For the Queen!" and jumps out of the plane. The pilot said it still wasn't enough. A Samurai stands in front of the hatch and yells, "For the Emperor!! Bonzai!!" and leaps into the abyss. The pilot yell's from the cockpit, "We need to drop about 350 more pounds if we want to stabilize her!" At that moment, a fat f@%ing Warlord comes forward. He raises his head high & screams, "FOR VALHALLAAAA!!!" and tosses two peacekeepers out the door.

I forgot about this joke template! This may be the best use yet!

[FacePunchThor]

Most Samurai I've encountered have been honorable folk, whereas the Viking community has been cancerous since Alpha. I am in favor of a truce with the East until the unwashed hordes of the North have been dealt with.

Tell your peasant wife this unwashed northsman says hi, tin man