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  1. #1

    Can I [fill in]? No.

    Preamble:
    I like the game, I spent hundreds of hours, I enjoy my team, I don't want a refund. Blah, blah, blah.

    BUT today I talk with mt beloved game and this is what we said.

    Q: Can I do the daily?
    A: No, there aren't. Maybe some problems with Boss Syndacate about the week end

    Q:Can I do some new mission in CM?
    A:Absolutely not, 4 are enough. But you can do an hard mission with pistol and fists only

    Q:Can I farm phoenix?
    A:No my friend, you reach the 1000 cap 5 days ago for the 4th time

    Q:Can I buy a new weapon blueprint from the rotation?
    A:No guy, they are the same useless ones of past 2 week

    Q:Can I buy something in BoO?
    A:No mate, you have them all

    Q:Can I buy something mildly useful in DZ?
    A:No poor boy, because of the insane prices is better to wait for REALLY useful ones

    Q:Can I drop something 204 in DZ?
    A:Actually no my unlucky player, becouse RNG hate you and almost everyone else here. But DON'T craft. It's not our idea of "fun" to craft. Go and (don't) drop.

    Q:Can I do the Incursion?
    A:No, you have almost everything it can drop and it is the fifth time in a row that u drop something you give away to your (bored) mates

    Q:Can I do the Incursion CM?
    A:No because you can run the hard mode in 15 minutes but cant handle over the 4th wave of a martian shotgunner with sniper attitude, even with a Tactical member. And monster lag dont' show you that you are standing on a big red circle from 3 seconds

    Q:Can I go in DZ?
    A:No, because you are lvl 80 and 90 is almost useless atm. Furthermore you have two choices: a dz server with OP rogue everywhere fightin' each other and shooting everything down due to a total bored mental state or a totally gray-fist server, acting like a runner simulator

    Q:Can I do some pvp?
    A:No, because is a bipolar type event: you fire at a little poor guy with half of your gear power (not score) or you fire at a Vulcanian with twice yours. No skill/respect in both cases.

    Q:Well, game, I love you but, so, help me! What can I do today?! It's saturday!
    A: DELTA MIKE error 1245780012

    Q:Ok I reconnect, I only lose 10 minutes of playtime and a M1A FW,but... I was saying: what can I do?
    A:You can wait. Wait for Godot. He will come.

    Your desperate, sincerly, day one fan boy.
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    MangFools's Avatar Banned
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    WoW is always a great alternative MMO.
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  3. #3
    LOL Entertaining post +1.
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  4. #4
    I'm not powered up enough to be in your boat yet. But the grind feels nearly as boring.
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  5. #5
    My time reading this was surprisingly not wasted.
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  6. #6

    The complete honest truth on the state of the players, Well ol' chap, well done.

    Originally Posted by XColonelKurtzX Go to original post
    Preamble:
    I like the game, I spent hundreds of hours, I enjoy my team, I don't want a refund. Blah, blah, blah.

    BUT today I talk with mt beloved game and this is what we said.

    Q: Can I do the daily?
    A: No, there aren't. Maybe some problems with Boss Syndacate about the week end

    Q:Can I do some new mission in CM?
    A:Absolutely not, 4 are enough. But you can do an hard mission with pistol and fists only

    Q:Can I farm phoenix?
    A:No my friend, you reach the 1000 cap 5 days ago for the 4th time

    Q:Can I buy a new weapon blueprint from the rotation?
    A:No guy, they are the same useless ones of past 2 week

    Q:Can I buy something in BoO?
    A:No mate, you have them all

    Q:Can I buy something mildly useful in DZ?
    A:No poor boy, because of the insane prices is better to wait for REALLY useful ones

    Q:Can I drop something 204 in DZ?
    A:Actually no my unlucky player, becouse RNG hate you and almost everyone else here. But DON'T craft. It's not our idea of "fun" to craft. Go and (don't) drop.

    Q:Can I do the Incursion?
    A:No, you have almost everything it can drop and it is the fifth time in a row that u drop something you give away to your (bored) mates

    Q:Can I do the Incursion CM?
    A:No because you can run the hard mode in 15 minutes but cant handle over the 4th wave of a martian shotgunner with sniper attitude, even with a Tactical member. And monster lag dont' show you that you are standing on a big red circle from 3 seconds

    Q:Can I go in DZ?
    A:No, because you are lvl 80 and 90 is almost useless atm. Furthermore you have two choices: a dz server with OP rogue everywhere fightin' each other and shooting everything down due to a total bored mental state or a totally gray-fist server, acting like a runner simulator

    Q:Can I do some pvp?
    A:No, because is a bipolar type event: you fire at a little poor guy with half of your gear power (not score) or you fire at a Vulcanian with twice yours. No skill/respect in both cases.

    Q:Well, game, I love you but, so, help me! What can I do today?! It's saturday!
    A: DELTA MIKE error 1245780012

    Q:Ok I reconnect, I only lose 10 minutes of playtime and a M1A FW,but... I was saying: what can I do?
    A:You can wait. Wait for Godot. He will come.

    Your desperate, sincerly, day one fan boy.
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    +1. There is not much to add to this that hasn't been said by the OP.
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