Congrats Shifty.
Although i'm not sure why you would call something a promotion if it means you will no longer be working in the world of Trials
Now for a quick word of friendly advice for the Ubisoft forum mod transition team:
Tell your successor(s) to watch Purple Oozi's actions very closely on these forums.
Especially during his first few days at the job.
This specific individual is surely going to test the new regime, i can all but guarantee massive troubles.
Everything is possible. There is even a rumor going around that Oozi is going to troll so much that the Ubi servers will catch on fire.
Now this is a rumor that i started myself just now, but that does not mean that it could not happen!
You may want to do a preemptive Poozi ban, just to be safe.
Best of luck on your future endeavours Shifty.
It was a pleasure and an honor to have been banned and un-banned by you all those times Sir.
Lmfao wtf is this?Originally Posted by BigSh0tRob Go to original post
Regardless, I'm starting a 'neighborhood watch' here on the forums once Shifty finally leaves. What does that entail you may ask? Let me break it down for you right quick "player."
1) If I see you "riding" too hard around here, "saddled up" like Dahaka always be doin', Ima let'choo know about it.
2) If I see anyone violate a single posting rule here Ima report'choo, issue MY own verbal warning TO YOU, and also send a written complaint/report of the incident to each individual moderator on this forum to prevent any "glitches" that may have occurred while filing my initial report to begin with.
3) Every Tuesday Ima do printouts of certain issues that I find to be alarming, toxic, or otherwise inappropriate forum postings here on this site, highlight certain points of interest within those posts, and immediately burn those pages right after I'm done. Sensitive information will not be declassified.
4) I have the power to fire staff members, employees, and people who don't even work for RedLynx. How could I fire YOU? Here's how-
5) I can ban whoever I want whenever I want whatever way I wanna. Have questions? You're banned. I don't answer questions.
6) I'll be charging a user fee of $7.99/mo if you'd like to continue using these forums. Don't pay? Can't pay? Won't pay? Good news. First time you miss a payment you're banned.
I'll be assembling a team to help me with day-to-day operations. If you're interested, please send your resume to my PM Box for consideration.
Also as fair warning, VegasTrash... Mmm'boy, your days are numbered. Say one more nice thing about RedLynx. Share one more opinion. Because I'll tell you what bud, that'll be the last thing we ever see from you here.
And before I go, Shifty, BEFORE YOU GO, BEFORE WE BOTH GO to the places we're about to go to, why don't you uhhh just take that little mouse you have in your soft, youthful looking muscular hand (btw, you been workin' out bro? you look good) make a couple little click-click's, move a few files around, and possibly unban Max or lift his suspension? Pleeeeeeeease? Plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeease? I miss him so much... And I'll miss you too <3 Thanks for being my friend and for doing that for me. I love you.
Bye Felicia.
Edit:
Thank you Georgie.Originally Posted by geordiedeviant Go to original post
I'll be waving your first months fee on the forums once I take over. And to do you one better since you're not going to pay, you'll also be banned from these forums at that same point in time.