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  1. #1
    I was sitting here
    Typing words
    When suddenly a wasp appeared
    Buzzing loudly
    Obviously annoyed
    And looking very weird

    A massive wasp
    It must have weighed
    A couple of pounds!
    Heading straight for me
    To some eerie
    Buzzing sounds

    Then it disappears
    Down the neckline of
    My shirt
    Starts stinging me
    And JESUS
    Did it hurt

    In panic now
    I tear my shirt from
    Off my back
    But it slides down
    And continues
    it's attack

    I'm terrorised
    As it moves into
    My boxer shorts
    Buzzing round
    Evoking
    Dreadful thoughts

    I rip my trousers off
    And throw them
    to the floor
    And then my shorts
    No clothes on
    anymore

    The wasp flies off
    Here stands a naked
    But thankful man
    Then, in horror I notice
    My newly purchased

    WEBCAM!

    Welcome To The Real World!

    http://www.cryingshame.org.uk
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  2. #2
    I was sitting here
    Typing words
    When suddenly a wasp appeared
    Buzzing loudly
    Obviously annoyed
    And looking very weird

    A massive wasp
    It must have weighed
    A couple of pounds!
    Heading straight for me
    To some eerie
    Buzzing sounds

    Then it disappears
    Down the neckline of
    My shirt
    Starts stinging me
    And JESUS
    Did it hurt

    In panic now
    I tear my shirt from
    Off my back
    But it slides down
    And continues
    it's attack

    I'm terrorised
    As it moves into
    My boxer shorts
    Buzzing round
    Evoking
    Dreadful thoughts

    I rip my trousers off
    And throw them
    to the floor
    And then my shorts
    No clothes on
    anymore

    The wasp flies off
    Here stands a naked
    But thankful man
    Then, in horror I notice
    My newly purchased

    WEBCAM!

    Welcome To The Real World!

    http://www.cryingshame.org.uk
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  3. #3
    hahahaha
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  4. #4
    I was sitting here
    Typing words
    Checking my wall calendar for inspiration
    I looked at the date
    Friday the 13th
    I froze in paralysation

    Start thinking
    'Bout accidents
    How would I survive
    This day's brought me bad luck
    Ever since
    I was alive

    Nervous
    Shaking like a freak
    Start to sweat out of fear
    Slowly turned around
    And got up
    Out of my chair

    Headed for my bedroom
    To lay down
    And take a nap
    Stumbled on the carpet
    Fell down
    Cracked my kneecap

    Hurt a LOT
    Screamed in pain
    Scared my St Bernard
    It got defensive
    Attacked my arm
    -"You F**kin' ****** !"

    Was gonna kick the dog
    With my other foot
    Missed, Hit the bookcase instead
    -"NOOO, MY $ 8.000 CHINA"
    But at least
    The dog was dead

    Got up on my feet
    Was gonna turn off my comp
    To let it cool
    As I reached for the button
    The mobo got fried
    By some dripping drool

    Backed off
    To get away
    From the burning hull
    Collided with my sofa
    Fell backwards
    Cracked my skull

    I screamed like insane
    Scared my dog
    Back from the dead
    With my wide-open fracture
    It began eating
    Straight outta my head

    With half my brain splashing 'round
    I impaled my dog
    With the remote-control
    Whilst burping my brain
    It fell to the floor
    Got knocked out cold

    Spending an hour to get up
    I stretched my back
    Happy to stand
    Stretched my arms
    Got my hands chopped off
    By the ceiling-mounted fan

    I let out a ROAR
    Dog lifted its head
    UNSPEAKABLE PAIN
    Squashed its intestines with my foot
    Through its open wound
    And it died off again

    I headed for my phone
    Blood flowing down my cheek
    Imminent death was undisputed
    Once at my phone with my blood dripping down
    Into the computer's electric socket
    I got electrocuted

    I screamed once more
    Dog wagged its tail
    Wish I could show this to my gal
    Never again would she buy
    That God Damned
    Peddygree Pal

    I'm laying there on the floor
    Taking my last breath... ... ...
    -"Well, F*CK ME !!"
    The number on the calendar
    Ironically says:
    "2003"

    If you always expect the worst...
    ...things can only get better, Right ?!
    *Positive Thinking*
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  5. #5
    ^^^ wow...
    i feel bad for you
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  6. #6
    and i thought i had problems!!!!

    Welcome To The Real World!

    http://www.cryingshame.org.uk
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  7. #7
    Hehe - I got bored. Good thing to make something creative out of it, don't ya thing ?

    I should probably tell you all that I'm ok though. I don't even have a calendar anyway near my computer.

    (BTW, it's your turn, Crying-Shame, to keep the thread going.)

    If you always expect the worst...
    ...things can only get better, Right ?!
    *Positive Thinking*
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  8. #8
    When your life finally flashes before your eyes.. you get one last chance to look at everything you've ever done.. and one last chance to regret everything you never tried....
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  9. #9
    Ok SweSent i'll keep it goin..but we will probably be moved to off topic!!!!

    A computer was something on TV
    From a science fiction show of note
    A window was something you hated to clean
    And ram was the cousin of a goat.

    Meg was the name of my girlfriend
    And gig was a job for the nights
    Now they all mean different things
    And that really mega bites.

    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A curser used profanity
    A keyboard was a piano.

    Memory was something that you lost with age
    A CD was a bank account
    And if you had a 3 inch floppy
    You hoped nobody found out.

    Compress was something you did to the garbage
    Not something you did to a file.
    And if you unzipped anything in public
    You'd be in jail for awhile.

    Log on was adding wood to the fire
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And a back up happened to your commode.

    Cut you did with a pocket knife.
    Paste you did with glue
    A web was a spider's home
    And a virus was the flu.

    I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
    And the memory in my head
    I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
    But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead

    now i'm struggling.!!

    Welcome To The Real World!

    http://www.cryingshame.org.uk
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  10. #10
    LOL

    That one was GREAT ! I gotta give it to you, mr. cs, this is way out of my league !
    It may take a while before I can counter that one.

    You go have a nice day - you earned it !

    If you always expect the worst...
    ...things can only get better, Right ?!
    *Positive Thinking*
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