If you made a trials t-shirt what would it say? | Forums

[US-PinkSweaters]

"I farmed so much for parts that my thumbs turned green."
"Treated like a necessity but priced like a luxury."
"Upgrade your bikes to max so you can pass this mission."
"I had to abuse bugs so I didn't need to spend as much."
Inspired by the Garage.

[crispben]

"The donkey is a lie!"

"All your gem are belong to us."

[xitooner]

"The donkey is a lie!"
"All your gem are belong to us."

A Portal reference and a Zero Wing reference? I like it!

[IT-ElioC]

"The donkey is a lie!"

"All your gem are belong to us."

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Legends do it better.

[IT-ElioC]

"Visit the Chip Shop today, for all your crafting item needs! (you touch it, you buy it)"

Totally died! Ahah! That shop is a joke

[US-PinkSweaters]

"This game crashes more than drivers in Ohio."
The roads here are a mess.

[xitooner]

Legends do it better.

Blitzers do it in 10 minutes tops, and use their tickets quickly (prematurely)

.... The casual legend does it in 24 hours..... (Lots of foreplay)

[bunnyhop90-]

"I once knew a rider, he wanted to make a legend without any golden tickets..."

[bunnyhop90-]

This is a great thread, too bad I'm not very funny...

[LerryJawler]

"so you are having fun with the game are you? Here how about we make a few changes to correct that?"