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    Cooper Van created a new account

    Here

    http://forums.ubi.com/member.php/1730557-BonjourKarTanK

    It is becoming quite annoying.
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    xitooner's Avatar Senior Member
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    To illustrate:

    Is BonjourKarTanK really Cooper_Van like he says he is in the post, or is it really someone else (who skipped their medication today)?
    http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php...1#post10552221

    Is Cooper talking to himself too (besides the assassins?)
    http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php...1#post10552274

    Is Cooper really gone / leaving the forums? Is he back again (and again, and again for the 4th day?) Does he actually need anyone else to talk to, or is he going to do all the talking on both ends? And..... just where are those assassins that keep losing their heads?
    Stay tuned.....

    I gotta admit, its probably time to consider getting some names banned and let the moderators sort it out.
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    I'm reminded of the film Falling Down.
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    Originally Posted by xitooner Go to original post
    To illustrate:

    Is BonjourKarTanK really Cooper_Van like he says he is in the post, or is it really someone else (who skipped their medication today)?
    http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php...1#post10552221

    Is Cooper talking to himself too (besides the assassins?)
    http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php...1#post10552274

    Is Cooper really gone / leaving the forums? Is he back again (and again, and again for the 4th day?) Does he actually need anyone else to talk to, or is he going to do all the talking on both ends? And..... just where are those assassins that keep losing their heads?
    Stay tuned.....

    I gotta admit, its probably time to consider getting some names banned and let the moderators sort it out.

    I AM LOOKING FOR JOB RECENTLY!

    ALREADY SENT MY CV TO UBI CHINA. IGNORED, I GUESSED

    LOL, HAVE FUN TO ALL! DO COME AND HUNT ME DONW 1100 TK, JP : p

    HERE'S MY EMAIL ADDRESS: BRIXEN@163.COM

    I AM EXPECTING SOME REFERENCE LETTERS SO I CAN TAKE THEM; AND GO HUNTING DOWN THEIR BEST ASSASSIN IN CHINA!!! JUST GO CHECK YOU INBOX!!! OR JUST KEY WORD “文”!!!

    Will go to bed now, and

    # PEACE OUT! HAVE FUN! REPLY ASAP PLEASE, HUNT ME DOWN, LOL~~~ #
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    Originally Posted by xitooner Go to original post
    to illustrate:

    Is bonjourkartank really cooper_van like he says he is in the post, or is it really someone else (who skipped their medication today)?
    http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php...1#post10552221

    is cooper talking to himself too (besides the assassins?)
    http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php...1#post10552274

    is cooper really gone / leaving the forums? Is he back again (and again, and again for the 4th day?) does he actually need anyone else to talk to, or is he going to do all the talking on both ends? And..... Just where are those assassins that keep losing their heads?
    stay tuned.....

    I gotta admit, its probably time to consider getting some names banned and let the moderators sort it out.
    good: I ll be back in real soon!!!

    Bad: I am gonna need only single reference from any riders who's reading this right now. So i can start a career in ea.

    Now, it's the time for to you make the choice!! Do pass my name to china!!! 叫 你们 人力资源 的 工作人员 自己 来 深圳 找我!!或者 给我 买 机票 我 自个儿 去 上海、成都 帮 他们 大开 他们 的 邮箱 帮 他们 把 我的 简历 打开 给 特么 看!!!工作效率 真是 太特么 低了!!!!让 我 去 给 你们 当 hr 吧!!!这么 没 工作 效率 的 工作 人员 留着 用来 干嘛?!?!?看一下 我的简历 给我的电话:你滚去ea吧,我们 看不上 你的 学历!而且 你 仅仅 只是 一个 英语 专业的 学生、、、你会什么???

    呐,我 会 这个~~~~ 拜拜!!

    # will be back in 7 hrs, have fun hunting me down, do pass my ****ing name to ubi cn. Just tell them to check their inbox!!! And asking them this for me #

    你们 他妈的 是 瞧不起 我的 专业 还是 我的 大学 你给个 答复 我立马滚 滚进 ea!!!!
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    Fyi, i'd loving being one of your colleagues in china

    just sent me a email,,, tell me why the **** is taking you so long!!

    I knew take my university is way to reach the top ones in china

    could you please just ****ing click into the email i sent and just give me a call : **** off, and i just go work for ea!! You ****ing morons!

    And you re welcome ubi, i just fired some of your stupidest staff in china for ya!

    # peace out #
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    Based on the posts over both of your accounts, you're likely to end up with a forum suspension for not following the rules.

    I don't know what's up, but this is getting kinda out of hand.
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    Is this the RedLynx forums or the drama club at my local high school? I don't even know what is going on but none of these Cooper_Van posts have anything constructive to do with Trials. I'm sorry.
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    Originally Posted by timohthey Go to original post
    I'm reminded of the film Falling Down.
    Haha YES!
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    Nope, it's just trolling and drolling on the web and wherever the troll finds himself present.

    By now, mods should stop him from posting nonsenses with their modsticks.
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