Disclaimer: I'm not bashing the game(s), but there's always room for making fun of things. It is silly after all.
Do you by any chance happen to be an ancient warrior in a mythical land, and get attacked by a tiger? No problem. Just pull the arrow out of your arm, and you're fine.
Nobody cares if there's a huge explosion nearby, but if one guy sees you a split second before you take him out quietly, everyone will magically know and set off the alarm.
Mortars do not alert the commander. Silenced snipers do.
"Death from above" means death for you, unlike Far Cry 3.
"Body armor absorbs more damage" is apparently a skill.
There's a civil war going on, enemies are coming up the road and... nevermind that, EAAGLEEEE!
Screw the eagles, civilians in a car! RUN!!!!
Honey badgers absorb way more damage than your cardboard vest. Why not give us a badger suit instead?
Drugs are awesome! You should totally do drugs. Ubisoft promotes getting high!
You should also hunt endangered animals.
There's no need to strap yourself in when flying a glider, you'll stay in perfect position hanging on with one hand, while the other holds a grenade launcher. You can also reload a break action weapon easily with one hand.
Swimming while fully dressed, carrying four weapons, several crates of ammo and explosives... easy. You won't freeze to death in that climate either.
Four rhino skins, that should be enough for a tent, right? Nope. Barely enough for a wallet that fits in your pocket.
Feel free to add more. :)


