Ninjas of the world - hello!
First, let me say how all the Ninjas are awesome! You are Bruce Lee, Naruto, Star Wars and Godzilla all smashed up into one person, and don't be surprised when I say this - Ninjas can do slow-motion hadoukens in their sleep, and even make the awesome wheelie-jump over the Umpire State Building!
What I want most in the world is to be Trials Biggest Ninja Ever! Don't laugh! I practice every day! I want to do the big wheelie-jump that everyone can go "WOW!" to! Bigger wheelie than even legendary Ninja TBNSoty can do! When I watch the Ninjas live on Youtube, the MisterFlex, the A76forever, little Ghetto and all the others, I can dream of flying through the air like the coolest dude in the world, one hand on the handlebar and the other waving at all the no0bs in the crowd! Maybe even sticking two fingers up at them! And maybe the crowd has a pretty girl in it, waiting on the finish line! Errrrr.....! http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...con_e_wink.gif
My problem is this - please, what button do I press to become the Ninja? I beg you, I need to know now! I've pressed them all....A, B, X...all the buttons! I've pressed them all at same time, one after another, really, really fast and then really slow, and no matter what I do, I always end up upside down in the river with a mouthful of mud and blood running down my pixel-neck! I'm going to delete my Youtube account!
Please, help me. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon/pray.gif

