Wow I feel like a ******.
Thanks tho, lol
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Wow I feel like a ******.
Thanks tho, lol
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was made out of wood he'd be Tom Planks.
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was a knife murderer he'd be Tom Shanks.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks were an accountant he'd be Tom Banks
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks were thankful, he'd be Tom Thanks.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks looked at porn, he'd be Tom Wanks
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks were truely american, he'd be tom Yanks
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was a hotdog he'd be Tom Franks.
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks had a lisp he'd be Tom Hankth.
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was a mummy, he'd be Tom Ankh.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks had alot to drink, he'd be Tom Dranks
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks made fake phone calls, he'd be Tom Cranks.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks was a practical joker, he's be Tom Pranks
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was an abusive father, he'd be Tom Spanks.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks went in the army, he'd be Tom Ranks
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks grew good weed, he'd be Tom Danks.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks was a really bad boat captain, he'd be Tom Sanks
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks was in the army, he'd also be called Tom Tanks
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks smelled bad, he'd be Tom Stanks.
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was suicidal, he'd be Tom Hangs.
‹Reaper392›-If tom hanks wanted something really badly, he'd be called to Hanker
‹bDIdol›------If Tom Hanks was a boat, he'd be Tom Cruise.
‹Reaper392› ...you win
EPIC OR WHAT?
that was amazing. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif so hard
19:36:36 * FOOTBALLFAN100 joins Trials HD
23/03/2011 19:36:48 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› at school FTW
23/03/2011 19:37:50 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› you there?
23/03/2011 19:37:53 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› DAWG
23/03/2011 19:38:13 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› we have a severe thunda storm comin soon
23/03/2011 19:40:31 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› plz be there
23/03/2011 19:40:37 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› PLZPLZPLZ
23/03/2011 19:40:41 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› Pl0X
23/03/2011 19:42:08 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› i'm talking to myself now!
23/03/2011 19:42:13 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› TALK TO ME!
23/03/2011 19:45:20 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› ughhhhh
23/03/2011 19:45:34 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› board sooooooo much
23/03/2011 19:48:49 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› Reaper392, talk to FOOTBALLFAN100
23/03/2011 19:53:10 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› NOAW
23/03/2011 19:53:21 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
23/03/2011 19:58:08 ‹FOOTBALLFAN100› this is a waste of time
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It was not a waste a time, I enjoyed it footy http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._e_biggrin.gif
sounds like a sample of what Kim1337 does in the trials2 chat room XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88
‹Reaper392› never a problem nova
‹Reaper392› gonna be on overclockers probably
‹Reaper392› give some more people advice on their computers
‹NovaDarkStorm› ok im back
‹NovaDarkStorm› watching Final Destination 2 in bed http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...on_e_smile.gif
‹Reaper392› you finally went to fap over the girl i posted?
‹NovaDarkStorm› nah
‹Reaper392› up the top of the chat
‹NovaDarkStorm› I can just watch porn if I wanted to do that.
‹Reaper392› never gonna be able to do that for the next month because the parents are around
‹Reaper392› gonna get caught if i did, which would be bad
‹NovaDarkStorm› Why it's not a crime Reaper
‹NovaDarkStorm› You just got to stealth fap http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._e_biggrin.gif
‹Reaper392› let me explain..... i suck at stealth fapping
‹Reaper392› you might be good at it, but im not
‹NovaDarkStorm› You just hae to practise.
‹NovaDarkStorm› Hmm my mum isn't in the house tomoz morning.
‹Reaper392› down at uni i will do http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_razz.gif
‹NovaDarkStorm› fap in progress
‹NovaDarkStorm› hahahha
‹Reaper392› never trying it here though
‹NovaDarkStorm› Own dorm fap
‹NovaDarkStorm› I have done it in my own home for along time
‹Reaper392› gonna have to make one of thoss signs, lol
‹NovaDarkStorm› hahahaha
‹NovaDarkStorm› Do not disturb?
‹NovaDarkStorm› lol
‹Reaper392› run away and cover your eyes if this sign is up and my door is open?
‹NovaDarkStorm› hahahhaa
‹Reaper392› around here, its gonna be kinda hard to stealth fap though, because the parents have sodding super hearing
‹Reaper392› and my room is right next to theirs
‹Reaper392› desert the area, fap in progress could be another good sign
‹Reaper392› you know if i spelt desert right, or is there 2 S's in desert
I swear man...reaper can be downright scary sometimes, all the stuff that comes out of his mouth. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif
I still <3 him.
the amount of rubbish i had to make up to fit in that quote above is unbelievable, so dont be scared by that http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_razz.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by jhitman
Too bad no one got my Barney Remix... BAH!
Reaper's been reading too much failbook lately. Both his rickroll idea and the bDidol exchange can be found on there. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_cool.gif
Tis a sad day to be the Reaper, if he keeps this up, no one will fear him. Seasons won't, the wind, sun, or the rain won't.Quote:
Originally Posted by lespritdelescalier
haha i read when he did that too. didnt think of posting it in here though.
when i did that i told nova that i got it from some other place, but shifty didnt put that in the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by lespritdelescalier
also, the thing bd idol was doing was his idea http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...con_e_wink.gif
Yeah yeah yeah Reaper. No one believes you.
you are impossible sometimes shifty
http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_razz.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88
FixedQuote:
Originally Posted by Reaper392
Fixed the fix.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88
hi, everyone, me wanna share something funny with u, a funny quotes, and i hope u love that,
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!"
Hey! im a good man and i'm not mythical! why do you think Santa gave me coal for my grill if i wasn't good?Quote:
Originally Posted by redrose80
‹NovaDarkStorm› you saw mine and you ***zed samurai, you know it.
‹ShiftySamurai› I have never ***zed out a samurai.
19:30:13 ‹GameScrub› BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT
19:30:23 ‹Dosto› ouch!
19:30:44 ‹GameScrub› i can sense the fear in your eyes
19:30:51 ‹GameScrub› as i announced the master
19:30:54 ‹GameScrub› of disaster
19:31:02 ‹GameScrub› the creator of japans earthquake
19:31:05 ‹Dosto› hmm
19:31:13 ‹GameScrub› the drinker of radiation fluid
19:31:32 ‹Dosto› oh milch
19:31:34 ‹GameScrub› the **** slapper of godzillas and king gongs
19:31:56 ‹GameScrub› oh don't say it out loud
19:32:09 ‹Dosto› oh http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._surprised.gif
19:33:30 ‹GameScrub› yeah
19:33:47 ‹GameScrub› dangers abound and I'm not responsible for the outcome of your demise
19:34:00 ‹Dosto› :L
19:34:15 ‹GameScrub› at least I gave you fair warning
‹Reaper392› You are complaining that he doesn't say 'track closing at 34.12840278564839572039457 seconds past 11 in the afternoon PST, going by the North American atomic clock #5
With love shall life roll on gloriously from year to year, like the voice of some great music that has power to hold the hearer's heart poised on eagles'wings above the sordid shame and folly of the earth.
Nice poem. Makes me think of a new heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by David12
‹Dosto› Have you seen Boris' elephant jarr? I love it.
‹Mung› The pooping elephant?
‹Dosto› Yea :] It's great. Not the poop, but the elephant.
10:17:44 * jhitman joins Trials HD
30/04/2011 10:18:08 ‹jhitman› ******* im drunk
30/04/2011 10:18:18 ‹jhitman› my girl is passed out half naked on the couch lol
30/04/2011 10:18:28 ‹jhitman› f this im outta here later
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Brilliant...
I went into chat and saw this.... thought it was funnier en' hell.
03:43:09 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:09 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:09 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:09 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:10 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:10 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:10 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:10 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:10 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:11 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:11 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:11 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:11 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:12 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:12 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:12 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:12 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:12 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:13 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:13 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:13 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:13 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:13 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:14 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:14 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:14 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:14 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:14 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:15 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:18 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:43:19 ‹NPPLSubSonic› Nova likes ***** in her mouth
03:46:03 ‹Dosto› ok
03:46:15 ‹NPPLSubSonic› yup
03:49:08 ‹NPPLSubSonic› if nova is straight, he would reply to this message
03:51:57 ‹NPPLSubSonic› are you online dosto?
03:52:52 ‹Dosto› well i am here
03:53:17 ‹NPPLSubSonic› on xbox i mean
03:53:24 ‹Dosto› yes
03:53:30 ‹NPPLSubSonic› kk
03:53:55 ‹NPPLSubSonic› i sent you a fr
03:54:04 ‹Dosto› no thanks
03:54:11 ‹NPPLSubSonic› hahaha yyou have silver
03:54:13 ‹Dosto› you're kinda annoying
03:54:13 ‹NPPLSubSonic› http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...icon_e_sad.gif
lol didnt think anyone would quote that. i was beyond drunk. Never again.Quote:
Originally Posted by NovaDarkStorm
I thought about it, but didn't lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jhitman
hahahahahahah jook that was awesome!
22:02:07 ‹GameScrub› was is the easiest way to get mad drunk
03/05/2011 22:02:11 ‹GameScrub› *what
03/05/2011 22:02:38 ‹Dosto› right
03/05/2011 22:02:39 ‹Dosto› so
03/05/2011 22:02:42 ‹Dosto› 1st
03/05/2011 22:02:46 ‹Dosto› you need a tampon..
03/05/2011 22:02:53 ‹GameScrub› ?
03/05/2011 22:02:54 ‹Dosto› then some vodka
03/05/2011 22:02:55 ‹GameScrub› sure
03/05/2011 22:03:06 ‹Dosto› then you dip the tampon in the vodka
03/05/2011 22:03:07 ‹GameScrub› and shove it up my ***
03/05/2011 22:03:11 ‹Dosto› yes
03/05/2011 22:03:16 ‹GameScrub› nice
03/05/2011 22:03:22 ‹GameScrub› but no
03/05/2011 22:03:27 ‹Dosto› oh
03/05/2011 22:04:02 ‹Dosto› well you could just pour the vodka down your throat too
03/05/2011 22:04:29 ‹NovaDarkStorm› lovely
‹Dosto› well you could just pour the vodka down your throat too
.....<Jarr3tt88> That would be too easy
‹Jarr3tt88› our GOTV sucks
‹Jarr3tt88› typing fail
‹Reaper392› girls open their ******?
WIN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarr3tt88
eh. not really from thd forums, but i find it funny anyways.
me and my buddy texting each other-
Me: just reformated my harddrive. come update it for me cuz its not working when i do it
Him: just woke up yo, later tonight
Me: goin to the gym later
Him: by tonight i ment like, tonight. lol
Me: are you hitting on me?
04:45:41 ‹NovaDarkStorm› no one online, no one in chat.... gay
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06:11:19 * Dosto joins Trials HD
06:11:32 ‹Dosto› joinsquitjoins
06:11:37 ‹Dosto› moi noverpower
06:12:38 ‹Dosto› nova!
06:12:42 ‹Dosto› novaaaa!
06:13:00 ‹Dosto› vaaaaa!
06:13:14 ‹Dosto› i see how it is!
06:13:19 ‹Dosto› you hate me
06:13:22 ‹Dosto› fine!
06:39:24 * Dosto quit (timeout)
07:05:39 ‹NovaDarkStorm› :O
07:05:53 ‹NovaDarkStorm› I love you Dosto
‹Jarr3tt88› Gotta eat laundry clean my apartment, then 4 hours at the gym oh god
‹Dosto› No don't eat laundry
‹Jarr3tt88› but the laundry is delicious!
Posting your own quotes is ridiculous. You should have stopped at the "don't eat laundry" part.
and why didnt you quote any of my love advise? I am full of golden nuggets of knowledge