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Hey Mjay, I agree I even talked to the Dev Team about that, it was brought up. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...on_e_smile.gif But meh all people whinging about I agree it needs to be dropped as the glitch was only found because of setting new records in the first place to drop on the pipe below. It can't be helped if something like that happens.
I believe that Slinky is just plain ignorant and disrespectful look at his damn sig. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_evil.gif http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...n_rolleyes.gif
You mean this post?:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mjayyyyyyyyyyyy
i think the reason a lot of people kicked off is fairly obvious and justified. he is out of order and imo needs to grow up or get off the forums. i definitely agree it needs to be dropped on that topic but lets not start blaming the people who got annoyed about these childish arrogant comments, lets blame the clowns who are making them http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_evil.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Slinky
this new attitude amongst a few top riders has made me realise how we take it for granted when people like red, ko and lestropie etc. have made these records since day 1 and have stayed so modest about it. if only everyone had the same mentality as them http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...on_e_smile.gif
im happy for the bloke who did the underground glitch, he did what so many of us tried to do. slinky is a good rider, i have an opinion of him but im not going to down him for the way he's been acting. i feel that his track times is getting to his head and destroying the good feel of the forum rooms. the thing for me that made trials brilliant, is it's very highly competitive but the high rank people were never aragonite about it, and never made you feel you couldn't do it. i don't down people for being better or getting better runs then me. thats what made trials different compared to halo/CoD, where people will bully you because your not to there standard. hopefully this forum will bring back the nice, calming feel back or at least make slinky keep his comments to himself!
Wasn't Red the first to do the glitch? Just generally speaking not pointing blame.Quote:
Originally Posted by WILLYUMZ
By the way i've lost respect to some players now, because they just make me look **** and say ****... I get **** back for tracks by these guys too and i'm not even the slightest impressed on their actions... I really don't know if I want to play anymore it's getting... *sigh*
it was about jump man doing it in a tournament, and i dont see what the problem is.Quote:
Originally Posted by NovaDarkStorm
and for the record its not just slinky http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...e_confused.gif
everybody be cranky cus new dlc isnt out yet http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...on_twisted.gif
http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif thats my excuse, give us a date!! http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._e_biggrin.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by jhitman
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Lighten the mood people! http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif
I agree with WILL about all of this http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_cool.gif
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by WILLYUMZ
More people need to be like these guys. After all, it is just a game. http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_cool.gif
Congrats to jump man for the record, Glitch or not. I suck at in game tracks so if someone gets a world record i am impressed, i dont care if they used a glitch its still a record. IMO http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_razz.gif
Well, I feel it's time to make my point heard. Anyone who beats me in any track by any amount of time is obviously cheating and I will not respect them. So there! GRR RAWR GROWL!!! http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._e_biggrin.gif
i hear you man, theres this dude called picklezz on my list and he's beating me on too many tracks tbh, im getting sick of him http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._e_biggrin.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by picklezz08
and i cant believe theres all this tension going around on here, (not that i help things http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...on_redface.gif) , and we havent seen a raistlin about anywhere http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif
http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif Using that today on someone...Quote:
Originally Posted by T4KShadow
here's an old one that i think i've used before on here but, hey, i like it http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...con_e_wink.gif
the mrs walked in the house the other day, crying her eyes out. she asked me to console her.
so i hit her over the head with my Xbox.
and another, a bit near the knuckle :
i lost my virginity to a disabled girl. i wanted my first time to be special.
to be honest its difficult enough to do the underground shortcut, let alone in a tourney, so i dont really mind if that gave him the new WR.
also, since everyone seems to be telling old jokes:
i went to the doctor the other day and asked
"have you got anything for wind?"
he gave me a kite
The guy dropped himself in it by acting the way he does....simple as that
I'll add another joke for smiles
Steven Hawking returned home from his first date with a new woman, and said to his flatmate in his famously electronic voice
''I do not believe it, i have just returned from my date with this woman and I now have broken wrists, broken ankles, broken toes, broken fingers, broken knee caps.....I am in agony''
to which his flatmate replied
''What happened then Steve, did she stand you up again?''
two men walking through a graveyard and one says "Morning!".
other guy says "no mate, just walking the dog".
anyways, this is the first post of October 6th. forum is slow today.
Lil Johnny walks into his parents room late one night, To to find mommy and daddy gettin down. The father spots the boy, Telling him to go back to his room. The couple laughs until they're startled by a loud banging sound. The father goes to check and see what's going on, And finds little Johhny bangin the hell out of grandma, The boy turns around giving a quick triple pump, And says...... It's not so funny when it's your mother is it?
[quote="SKUMBAG"]Lil Johnny walks into his parents room late one night, To to find mommy and daddy gettin down. The father spots the boy, Telling him to go back to his room. The couple laughs until they're startled by a loud banging sound. The father goes to check and see what's going on, And finds little Johhny bangin the hell out of grandma, The boy turns around giving a quick triple pump, And says...... It's not so funny when it's your mother is it?
hahahaha http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gif
the police arrested two kids the other day, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
they charged one and let the other one off
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Home Depot to get something to help complete the job.
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. And you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog doo-doo in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat The Cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, "I Got Worms "
In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog doo-doo off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure.
In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog doo-doo on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.
In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal Mart instead and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. You fart out loud and think someone called out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door.
This was an e-mail I received recently..
There is a pirate ship sailing the seas. One of the men runs up to the captain and says "Captain, there is an enemy ship approaching!!"
The captain replies "Bring me my red shirt"
The battle ensues. They win with no casualties. The man goes up to the captain and asks.. "What was with the red shirt?"
The captain replies "Well, if I were to get shot, the red would make it so nobody sees that I am bleeding and they would fight on."
A few weeks later, the man runs up to the captain again and says "Captain! There are 25 enemy ships approaching, should I bring you the red shirt again?"
The captain replies "NO! Bring me my brown pants."
http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_lol.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by jook13
good thread. we've now got our won joke thread. change the thread title mjay http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...con_e_wink.gif
Look what I did momma! http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image..._e_biggrin.gif
Two men are hunting and one of them is showing off his new scope on his gun. He is looking through it and says "Hey dude, I can see your house from here with this thing. And woah! I see your wife, she is cheating on you!"
The other man replies "Damn! Well, shoot her in the head and shoot him in the crotch"
He replies "Ok, I can get that in one shot..."
lmao, skumbag wins.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
My girlfriend is so immature.
Everytime I get a bath she thinks its funny to sink my battleship
Girlfriend required. Must have own car.
Please send picture of car
why on earth was my first thought 'that must be a euphamism for something'Quote:
Originally Posted by raistlin2076
I am the lord your god, you will have no other gods but me.....
A text from the so called 10 comandments.
The first two deadly sins are " vanity" and "envy"
Nuff said
one of the many reasons why i am a firm athiest. that and...Quote:
Originally Posted by raistlin2076
scientists calculated that Noahs Ark wouldve had to be so HUGE, he wouldve needed a space suit to stand on the deck http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image...s/icon_eek.gif http://forum.redlynx.com/forum/image.../icon_razz.gif
i keep thinking, why do frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get?
and then it hit me...
Last night some lady woke me up. She was screaming and pounding on the front door. Finally, I got up and let her out.
my dad was a paranoid schizophrenic but he was great people.
i slept like a log last night..... i woke up in the fireplace
just quit my job at the helium gas factory, i refuse to be spoken to in that tone.