Warning.. you might want to swallow whatever is in your mouth before you read this.
From The Week 2/17/12:
A West Virginia college student is suing his fraternity, alleging that he fell off a deck when a drunken frat brother fired a bottle rocket out of his own anus. Louis Helmburg III alleges that Travis Huges' bottle rocket stunt so startled him that he jumped back and fell. "Firing bottle rockets out of one's anus" the lawsuit states "constitutes an 'ultra hazardous' activity."
I almost choked I laughed so hard when I first read this just imagining it.


