Funk's podcast with Mower Riding
I was interested in seeing more of these podcasts. So I added a banner hoping more people would apply.
http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/...pwi0o1_500.jpg
Since the banner is so OVER POWERED, it made myself and a flood of others apply for a podcast with the funk. The difference as to how I got accepted was that I had a plan.
" I'll tighten my suspenders and take one for the team. I'm going to need a few things prior to our date. I am going to be needing half the pay in advance. It's for the speech writer's fee. Hope to hire Purpleoozi in helping with the script. I also have to see if Troy Baker can do my voice acting. I will then cut a pic. out of Victoria Secret for my photo of me to air on stream. Think that should be it, lets do this!'
But..... there is a but.
"Just got done with the interview. Don't get too excited, as I had to improvise every part of my original scheme. Being as I got pressed for time and the pay was sub-par. I had to make due and do with what I could get. I'll will try telling you how it all came together and calumniation of it will set the stage for what you have with it.
First I tried to find a writer. Went to the Writer's Unemployment Agency asking if I could hire someone to do a piece on me, being broadcasted while funk (PEPPERSPRAY to the face and pushed out the door)
Picking myself up. Decided to putting finding a writer on hold.
The next plan I had was about taking care of my voice actor. I went across town to the Voice Actors Guild and asked I could get one of them. I actually got one. This one seemed really excited to do the part. Came running at me. I've never seen as much determination as this one had. It was a turkey with rabies, but I was desperate. It was chasing me everywhere but that turkey with rabies definitely has a better voice than mine. I couldn't pass up on that.
Chased back to the Writer's Unemployment Agency. They barred me from entering so I was stuck outside with my voice actor chasing me. That is when I came to a bright conclusion of what I could do. I really wanted a writer, but do I really need one? Why would I need one, when my voice actor can just wing it?
I couldn't cut a Victoria Secret catalog picture out. I did however come across a JCPenny catalog from 1984 while I was being chased thru the ditches. The underwear section I tore out one and handed that to funktastic_ to decide upon."
Now without further a due, hope you enjoy my podcast. Starring a turkey with rabies and Fruit of the Loom.
https://youtu.be/Akly3f6rKIM