PDA

View Full Version : GF Patch...



XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 02:01 AM
Gentlemen,

We need a patch from Oleg to keep our girl-friends/wives happy.

I suggest the following....

1) IL2 with a kitchen sink in the gunner's cockpit.

2) Maps to include window-shopping features.

3) A pilot skin to include baby faces.

4) No base maps that involve reverse parking.

5) A feature that allows her mother to be present.

6) A random monthly mission that allows her to kill everyone.

Any more suggestions would make the next patch woman compatible could save us.

Just a thought from London.

Regards
MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 02:01 AM
Gentlemen,

We need a patch from Oleg to keep our girl-friends/wives happy.

I suggest the following....

1) IL2 with a kitchen sink in the gunner's cockpit.

2) Maps to include window-shopping features.

3) A pilot skin to include baby faces.

4) No base maps that involve reverse parking.

5) A feature that allows her mother to be present.

6) A random monthly mission that allows her to kill everyone.

Any more suggestions would make the next patch woman compatible could save us.

Just a thought from London.

Regards
MB_Avro

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 03:09 AM
Funny, I though it was the non-compatability that was the attraction /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

"As weaponry, both were good, but in far different ways from each other. In a nutshell, I describe it this way: if the FW 190 was a sabre, the 109 was a florett, or foil, like that used in the precision art of fencing." - Gunther Rall

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 03:11 AM
MB_Avro wrote:
-
- Gentlemen,
-
- We need a patch from Oleg to keep our
- girl-friends/wives happy.
-
- I suggest the following....
-
- 1) IL2 with a kitchen sink in the gunner's cockpit.
-
- 2) Maps to include window-shopping features.
-
- 3) A pilot skin to include baby faces.
-
- 4) No base maps that involve reverse parking.
-
- 5) A feature that allows her mother to be present.
-
- 6) A random monthly mission that allows her to kill
- everyone.
-
- Any more suggestions would make the next patch woman
- compatible could save us.
-
- Just a thought from London.
-
- Regards
- MB_Avro
-
-

7) Complete deletion of the Map reading function

8) Ability to respond to radio messages about whats wrong with - Nothing!

9) Sulk option as additional feature of above

10) Collision modelling with an extra 10 foot margin of error

11) Flight suits that don't make my bum look big

12) Remodelled cockpits that provide space for all the essentials (Handbag etc)

13) Change WEP modelling to only activate when extra 100kg of ballast (handbag etc) are ditched overboard

14) Ability to land and taxi directly up to hangar/building - don't want to walk too far to the shops


etc etc

Oh I'm in deep doo doo if my other half see's this

Gos

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 03:14 AM
- Oh I'm in deep doo doo if my other half see's this
-
- Gos

Can we have your other half's email address for.... *ahem* market research purposes?

we are very trustworthy!

/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

"As weaponry, both were good, but in far different ways from each other. In a nutshell, I describe it this way: if the FW 190 was a sabre, the 109 was a florett, or foil, like that used in the precision art of fencing." - Gunther Rall

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 06:06 AM
I sure hope your a better pilot than you are a boyfriend/husband.

<center> http://webpages.charter.net/Stick_Fiend/images/buck1.gif <font size= 2>
"I don't think it's quite fair to condemn the whole program because of a single slip up"
<a href="http://webpages.charter.net/Stick_Fiend/"> <font size= 1>Stick_Fiend Home<a/>
<a href="http://webpages.charter.net/Stick_Fiend/X45.htm"> <font size= 1>X45 Profiles<a/>
<a href="http://webpages.charter.net/Stick_Fiend/FYLindex.htm"> <font size= 1>Fighting for Your Life<a/></center><font color=666666>

Caliber25th
10-30-2003, 06:15 AM
"6) A random monthly mission that allows her to kill everyone."

LOL... (thought the rest were lame http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

<center>
http://www.vfa25.com/sigs/caliber.jpg (http://www.vfa25.com)
</center>

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 06:21 AM
Never mind being a better boyfriend/husband. This forum first has to acquire enough FB players and members who are boyfriends/husbands. A lot of discontent from the men would take on a different meaning here.

XyZspineZyX
11-01-2003, 02:30 AM
Bum(p) that doesn't look big in this forum....

XyZspineZyX
11-01-2003, 04:27 AM
You've got to be kidding. Flight sims are made for guys who couldn't get a girl friend if one landed in their lap. There are some married guys (like me), whose wives are glad we play the "silly little airplane game" and leave them alone.

The is The Lonely Guys Club.

<center> <img src=http://server2.uploadit.org/files/271003-StrictlyGI320.jpg>
</center>
<center>"Strictly G.I." Personal photo from the waist position of my dad's A/C. Minutes later, she was hit by flak. Her second and last mission. 5 KIA, 4POW. Ludwigshafen.</center>