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_VR_ScorpionWorm
03-26-2004, 11:04 AM
First I want to thank CrazyIvan and Tully_.

Some of the community members have heard this before and others havent, so here goes the joke, its from the 1991 Memphis Belle movie.

A plane gets shot down and the pilot has to bail
The Gestapo find him and his leg is broken so they have to amputate
He asks them, "Can you give it to one of your buddies and have him drop it over my base in England?" and they do it.
The next week they have to cut off his other leg, so he asks again."Can you drop it over my base in England?", and they do it.
The following week they have to cut off his arm and once again he asks,"Can you drop it over my base in England?", this time the say "NIEN, zis ve cant do anymore!!!!" and he asks "Why not?", and they say "Ve think you're trying to escape."

Enjoy. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

"We went like this, He went like that, I said to Hollywood 'Where'd he go?', Hollywood said, 'Where'd WHO go'-TOPGUN

_VR_ScorpionWorm
03-26-2004, 11:04 AM
First I want to thank CrazyIvan and Tully_.

Some of the community members have heard this before and others havent, so here goes the joke, its from the 1991 Memphis Belle movie.

A plane gets shot down and the pilot has to bail
The Gestapo find him and his leg is broken so they have to amputate
He asks them, "Can you give it to one of your buddies and have him drop it over my base in England?" and they do it.
The next week they have to cut off his other leg, so he asks again."Can you drop it over my base in England?", and they do it.
The following week they have to cut off his arm and once again he asks,"Can you drop it over my base in England?", this time the say "NIEN, zis ve cant do anymore!!!!" and he asks "Why not?", and they say "Ve think you're trying to escape."

Enjoy. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

"We went like this, He went like that, I said to Hollywood 'Where'd he go?', Hollywood said, 'Where'd WHO go'-TOPGUN

ElektroFredrik
03-26-2004, 11:20 AM
Heard it and told it lots of times
still very fun http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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x6BL_Brando
03-26-2004, 11:26 AM
Hilarious! Really really really really funny!

After my arm was amputated I wanted to take it and beat to death the idiot that ran me down, but the hospital wouldn't let me.

That is so funny! Really really.........

x6BL_Brando
03-26-2004, 12:43 PM
......awww! Come back, I haven't told you my 9/11 joke yet.....

x6BL_Brando
03-26-2004, 02:06 PM
.....no? not funny?

I know a good joke about a chicken that said "sorry"

But no, stick with mutilation - always good for a laugh!

73GIAP_Milan
03-26-2004, 02:37 PM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/11.gif that is ineed THE joke of Memphis Belle....awesome movie and that joke is really good...gave me some hillarious mental pictures when i heard it the first time....

Some Germans with an Return to Castle Wolfenstein-accent...LMFHO!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif "Ve zink you're trying zu escape" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/34.gif

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GAU-8
03-26-2004, 03:47 PM
was just talkin about that joke the other day . which reminds me of something that happend back in high school that i decided to tell some of my squad mates.


1989 senior year-

had a new student who came to texas, from czechoslavakia (sp?) well merik had very little english . basic sentences were good, but he didnt understand other subtlties. (yet) anyways , anyways we would always go to the same convinience store to pick up smokes an stuff (heavy metal degenerates at the time) but merik always stayed in the car, and acted kinda nervous while we where there. sometimes after leaving he would say "i candt ztand dat place.. " (we thought maybe he got busted for stealing or something) anyways after months of this going by, and him sitting in the car when we go to the store, we finally asked him "what did you do? steal from them ..get busted?"
sharply says "no!"

"well what is it?"

his reply "i came to amedica...and day hate me.. they dunt like my peoples!..what i dont get is how can they tell where i am from??"

intrigued why this store hates him, and his nationality... we asked what do you mean..

"rightd der..da sign.. see it... NO CHECKS ALLOWED.... what did we do!?"

we had to stop the car in traffic to get out and LOFAO!

GAU-8
03-26-2004, 03:48 PM
double post?? grrr

[This message was edited by GAU-8 on Fri March 26 2004 at 04:53 PM.]

_VR_ScorpionWorm
03-26-2004, 04:05 PM
I dont mean any disrespect to Czechs, but THAT was funny. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gifPriceless

"We went like this, He went like that, I said to Hollywood 'Where'd he go?', Hollywood said, 'Where'd WHO go'-TOPGUN

Steaky_361st
03-26-2004, 04:52 PM
lol http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Spinne_3.-JG51
03-26-2004, 05:06 PM
Czechs are nice people. They have awesome girls.

http://www.student.richmond.edu/~vk5qa/images/forumsig.jpg

"Come on in, I'll treat you nice! I used to know your father."

_VR_ScorpionWorm
03-26-2004, 08:20 PM
BUMP....for those tomorrow.

"We went like this, He went like that, I said to Hollywood 'Where'd he go?', Hollywood said, 'Where'd WHO go'-TOPGUN