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Shahkulu101
02-13-2014, 09:28 PM
I have been replaying Assassin's Creed III and thoroughly enjoying myself. I fear, however, that I have reached an impasse - for I have arrived at the infamous Paul Revere's ride and I cannot risk playing through the mission, as attempting to do so will severely harm my mental state. I quiver in fear at the mere thought of sharing my horse, and fall into a state of temporary madness when I imagine the following words being uttered: "That's it. We're on track."

I ask you all if you are brave. If, unlike me, you can brave the storm and breeze past the mentally ******ed horse, can listen to Paul Revere without contemplating suicide, can deal with the soul-crushingly dull linearity and cope with Ubisoft's horrendous Forrest Gump approach to Connor's character in the American revolution then indeed, you are capable. If you fit this description please contact me, and I will send you my address. You will approach the house - I will be waiting. Say nothing. I will not glance at the screen nor at you. Complete your mission, and I will hand you the check at the door - 100,000. Beware of the life-threatining side effects before undertaking this mission, and good luck one and all.

lothario-da-be
02-13-2014, 09:34 PM
Challenge accepted.

ze_topazio
02-13-2014, 10:47 PM
How much is that in Euros?

silvermercy
02-13-2014, 11:14 PM
How much is that in Euros?
Also: before or after tax?

w_zuckerman
02-14-2014, 12:39 AM
Sorry, I only accept freshly printed, crisp $500 value Monopoly money...

Shahkulu101
02-14-2014, 12:51 AM
How much is that in Euros?

Approximately 121,746. You in then? Lothario and you are the only contenders - whoever finds me first shall compete for the prize money.

Here are the co-ordinates:

525253

ze_topazio
02-14-2014, 01:11 AM
Also: before or after tax?

I don't pay taxes, I'm a pirate.


Approximately 121,746. You in then? Lothario and you are the only contenders - whoever finds me first shall compete for the prize money.

Here are the co-ordinates:

525253

I'm in, let me just input your coordinates on my laser satellite weapon of doom first.

AdamPearce
02-14-2014, 03:40 AM
Why don't you just cut off the sound for this mission ?

frodrigues55
02-14-2014, 11:28 AM
its like that annoying ezio mission where you have to dress up and lead the way for the other guards

"WHERE IS HE GOING? IS HE CRAZY?" I DON'T KNOW! ezio should have killed one of those other idiots who just follow the leader, not the leader itself

And Paul, you either get this glitchy horse and do the thing yourself or tell me beforehand where to go instead of wait for me to guess it.

Sushiglutton
02-14-2014, 01:17 PM
can listen to Paul Revere without contemplating suicide, can deal with the soul-crushingly dull linearity and cope with Ubisoft's horrendous Forrest Gump approach to Connor's character in the American revolution then indeed, you are capable.

I was gonna say "hell yes I'll do it", but then you got to this part and a realized that there was just no way :(

SleezeRocker
02-14-2014, 03:42 PM
I found this and Lol'd a bit

http://24.media.tumblr.com/007d9b266c9ab6468d09b4d822afd3fc/tumblr_mwdtmejkMs1r6tmsdo1_500.png

STDlyMcStudpants
02-14-2014, 05:46 PM
I'll platinum for 50 ;D I only accept paypal haha

GunnerGalactico
02-14-2014, 08:02 PM
Hell no!.. even if he was the last person on earth.

I'm outta here.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5eu3oxERt1r6hdfxo10_r3_500.gif

I-Like-Pie45
02-15-2014, 09:46 PM
You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...

Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?