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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 12:46 PM
Not to mention the big reading gap

The teams are 5-4 red over blue and two guys join and they get on red.

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And then there's "Dude, where are all the targets?"

"Did you read the Brief?"

"Oh"

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 12:46 PM
Not to mention the big reading gap

The teams are 5-4 red over blue and two guys join and they get on red.

<font size=7> DUH </font>

And then there's "Dude, where are all the targets?"

"Did you read the Brief?"

"Oh"

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 12:48 PM
Maybe you should open a Zimbawean server?!

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 12:50 PM
1, 2, many?

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 12:57 PM
Well....I dunno...will the brief be in Zimbabwean?

How many Zimbabwean pilots do we have out there?
Gotta be a few dozen at least.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 12:57 PM
HL is full of bandwagon winning teams, I was just in a game this morning was even teams me and grreloaded were kicken arse and 3 new guys come in and all join our team.

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06-17-2003, 01:09 PM
Allow TK and target problem solved.

No need to thank me. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 01:57 PM
I'll tell ya what really stinks...I had to stay on blue while non-squad mates joined red making the odds whacked.

Had I done that...this thread would have said, "Helos sure is a *******s that can't count"

As it stands there are only three threads in our forum that start with, "Helos sure is a *******."

Luckily I can count, so that aint one of em.

The moral of the story?

Yours truly gets arse raped by a bunch of point mongering vultch wh0res....you know, by the Pigs.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 02:04 PM
There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't. I read that on this forum once, so I can't take credit for it, but it certainly is appropriate, isn't it? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 02:23 PM
I think that was about binary, tsis, but it does work for counting, too. Wonder if they can count their money?

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 02:32 PM
Hey - i am a Zimbabwean pilot- what r you guys insinuating?

Hope it is nothing bad - we have enough trouble at home right now without being ****ged off in forums.

P.S. I think i can count , lol.
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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 03:01 PM
See, those guys didn't understand the prevailing arithmetic principle that governs the DF servers. That being that each red plane counts as a plane and a half even though it's not listed as such. Therefore, when joining a server one should always give the apparent numerical advantage to blue, since us blue guys are usually there to be targets for the red guys anyway. We need all the help we can get.

Er...um.....well at least I do. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 03:08 PM
No1_Reggie wrote:

"Hey - i am a Zimbabwean pilot- what r you guys insinuating?

Hope it is nothing bad - we have enough trouble at home right now without being ****ged off in forums.

P.S. I think i can count , lol.
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Oh man......

You ought to get a few Rotwieler's and let 'em run loose around your property.

And keep that scoped .270 handy.

Just say you thought it was a lion, or a vicious pack of hyenas trying to eat your Rotwieler's.

Or better yet, just get you a backhoe and dig a couple o' holes next to the ol' garden.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 03:42 PM
You know who is easier to understand than JamesGang?

That's right

Ozzy Osbourne

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I'm just saying...

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 03:51 PM
We do things a little different down here in the woods, Delta

And we aint got much use for Ozzy Osborne

Allison Krauss or Patty Loveless? Now that's another story entirely/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif .

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 04:14 PM
Dude, your targets are invisible sometimes. You read the brief, but find a whole city /i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.gif . Difficult to know which building they are ...

And I remember joining Volski's server with a mate on one side, making the game "uneven", but asking if we could before.....no answer, we jumped.

Also, some time later, it didn't seem to bother you to be 9 red vs 5 blue ..(then 8 vs 5)

Remember that, asshat?

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 04:16 PM
James_Gang wrote:
- We do things a little different down here in the
- woods, Delta
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I hear banjo music.

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I'm just saying...

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 04:36 PM
Be careful Heavy......

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 04:40 PM
Poor Ned Beatty./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

I'm purty good with arithamaticky, but occasionally when the host is not flying, it makes me join the uneven team. I always spawn quick and use the S key to check who's really flying and not just taking up space before joining a team.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 04:55 PM
i once played on a server where, in the brief it said "vulching is accepted". so there i go vulching at every opportunity i got, so one chap starts getting angry with me and starting yelling and cussing and then all of a sudden the host tells me to stop vulching, of course im laughing balls to the wall now and i told him, have you read your own brief.....man i laughed so hard i had to quit playing. i guess thats why they call it dope eh?......LMAO

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 04:58 PM
Yeah, A\$\$HAT, I remember. And awhile before your tukkas arrived it was 7-4 blue. Then it got even and your pals got sleepy and went beddy bye before the mission was over, a\$\$hat.

This wasn't about people leaving it's about people adding the numbers when they join.

Targets are never invisible. I can't help it if you can't see. A\$\$HAT.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:10 PM
You're mixing two missions Dood. First we were 2 and joined one side, asking before doing so.

Second server started roughly even, and then some dropped.

When I asked for one piglet to join us...nothing happened.

So, don't talk about "un even", t'was just my point.

About your targets, expect people to ask which buildings /i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.gif

Asshat

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:22 PM
You missed the point, Vev. You always find a way to take things personally. Like the whole world is concerned about what you do.

This had nothing to do with your guys asking to be on blue two nights ago.

Last night I spent half the time telling guys to go to blue because they joined red making the sides uneven.

And one more time...this are scripted missions, not DFs. If people leave in the middle of a mission you can't espect the other side to fill their gaps. This stuff goes on all night. Further, you can't do what you're doing and blame the guys who DON'T leave. Which is what happened when your boys went to bed and left blue lacking.

The freaking targets stick out like sore thumbs. Their town or base locations are described in the brief. NOBODY who asked about targets last night had read the brief.

Now if this isn't good enough for you, run your own server.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:25 PM
Dood, I don't take it personnally, cause I know I'm welcome on your server /i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.gif

I just gave answers from my own experience.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:31 PM
And I'd like you to think about the experience of the host and what he has to go through--ALL THE TIME.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:38 PM
James_Gang wrote:
- We do things a little different down here in the
- woods, Delta
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- Allison Krauss or Patty Loveless? Now that's another
- story entirely

I live in the Arkansas backwoods buddy and I have no use for either of them. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:38 PM
Sure. The asshat call was not deserved this time /i/smilies/16x16_robot-wink.gif

Sorry

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06-17-2003, 05:45 PM
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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:03 PM
Hittson wrote:

"James_Gang wrote:
- We do things a little different down here in the
- woods, Delta
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- Allison Krauss or Patty Loveless? Now that's another
- story entirely

I live in the Arkansas backwoods buddy and I have no use for either of them."

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I knew there was something funny about Arkansas/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif .

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:58 PM
If this was about last night (16th June) I had a great time on the Dudes server, I don't think I shot much apart from some fuel tanks and some mud though /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

One thing to note, never relax on final approach to the home base, just as you light a smoke, Machine comes along and pops you full of lead /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Keep up the good work Dude, for what it's worth I appreciate the work you put in to making the server a good place to fly.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:11 PM
You've met Machine then I see.

It's his forte no question.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:19 PM
Cherry!!

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:21 PM
BpGemini wrote: Cherry!!

Arithmetic in action !

Bastid.

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