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pacmanate
10-08-2013, 03:36 PM
I saw this question arise somewhere here so we might as well have a poll!

silvermercy
10-08-2013, 03:46 PM
As I said in the other thread, I have examined closely and investigated in depth the existence of Edward's hair chest. This important study was performed in extreme close-ups at 1080 definition, multiple times, and for scientific reasons obviously.
I have reached the conclusion that not only he has hair chest, he's also blond. :p

And also has whale tattoo in a strategically-used location... :|

ze_topazio
10-08-2013, 03:49 PM
My real name is Josť.

Rugterwyper32
10-08-2013, 03:49 PM
Nah, he doesn't shave it.
He goes the hardcore way, takes his hair chest with his bare hands and rips it off. ****ing hardcore. \m/

silvermercy
10-08-2013, 03:50 PM
^ lmao!!

oh and he then gives it to Blackbeard to dye it black and have beard hair extensions.

Raibuscus
10-08-2013, 03:53 PM
When I was 13...

I was 13.

pacmanate
10-08-2013, 03:53 PM
Nah, he doesn't shave it.
He goes the hardcore way, takes his hair chest with his bare hands and rips it off. ****ing hardcore. \m/

That must take forever!

ze_topazio
10-08-2013, 04:15 PM
When I was 13...

I was 13.

That does make a lot of sense.

adventurewomen
10-08-2013, 04:21 PM
No Edward doesn't shave.

Also Edward wears guy-liner, or maybe he's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?? :D

Most flamboyant pirate award goes to Capt. Edward Kenway move over Capt. Jack Sparrow.

dxsxhxcx
10-08-2013, 04:26 PM
of course he does, he also shaves his back with Adewale's help...

I-Like-Pie45
10-08-2013, 04:27 PM
he uses cheese whiz and a hungry rat to do it because pirates can't afford no razor and shaving cream

lothario-da-be
10-08-2013, 05:21 PM
That must take forever!
No it doesn't.

TheDanteEX
10-08-2013, 05:50 PM
I don't know about Edward; but in his prison outfit, Connor has some uncomfortably hairless legs.

pacmanate
10-08-2013, 05:54 PM
I don't know about Edward; but in his prison outfit, Connor has some uncomfortably hairless legs.

He did it for the other prisoners ;)

ladyleonhart
10-08-2013, 06:02 PM
I don't think he does. ;)

FreshGroundFX
10-08-2013, 06:07 PM
I strongly believe Edward is a virtual character

pacmanate
10-08-2013, 06:13 PM
I strongly believe Edward is a virtual character

You sir, are wrong!

Mr_Shade
10-08-2013, 06:16 PM
:rolleyes:

shobhit7777777
10-08-2013, 06:22 PM
My chest looks like it has the Tree of Gondor emblazoned on it....and it is ****ing awesome.

Eddie is a pirate...he aint got no time to cut the grass!!




Oh and how the **** do you think he will make ropes to ensnare turtles and make good his escape? How? HOW? Facial hair? HA! not strong enough...trust me.

guardian_titan
10-08-2013, 06:35 PM
Edward's blonde. Blondes tend to have hair that blends in with the skin making it harder to see unless you're on top of them. Sun also lightens some blondes. Due to how often we see Edward topless, he's likely a lighter blonde with his body hair as a result but his hood protects his head hair leaving that his natural shade. People didn't really shave unnecessary areas back then like backs and chests. That's more a modern thing. Lot of people seem to mistake blondes for not having any body hair but we really do. It's just really light colored and some also have really fine body hair. I guarantee an American male will notice when a blonde woman fails to shave her legs, though. :rolleyes: So people notice it when they want to.

As for his dark eyes, I thought it was strange too until I remembered something. Ancient Egyptians used kohl around their eyes as natural sunglasses. That's effectively what Edward and the other pirates are doing. Not like they could go to the store and steal some shades. They had to make do and that was often with makeup ... and hats. So there's a practical use for it. Edward's not going for the punk rocker look ... like 275 years before it was invented.

pacmanate
10-08-2013, 06:39 PM
Edward's blonde. Blondes tend to have hair that blends in with the skin making it harder to see unless you're on top of them. Sun also lightens some blondes. Due to how often we see Edward topless, he's likely a lighter blonde with his body hair as a result but his hood protects his head hair leaving that his natural shade. People didn't really shave unnecessary areas back then like backs and chests. That's more a modern thing. Lot of people seem to mistake blondes for not having any body hair but we really do. It's just really light colored and some also have really fine body hair. I guarantee an American male will notice when a blonde woman fails to shave her legs, though. :rolleyes: So people notice it when they want to.

As for his dark eyes, I thought it was strange too until I remembered something. Ancient Egyptians used kohl around their eyes as natural sunglasses. That's effectively what Edward and the other pirates are doing. Not like they could go to the store and steal some shades. They had to make do and that was often with makeup ... and hats. So there's a practical use for it. Edward's not going for the punk rocker look ... like 275 years before it was invented.

Dammit :( I love punk rock.

Jexx21
10-08-2013, 06:43 PM
Adewale also has no hair. He's bald and has no chest hair.

Mutation or because buff guys without chest hair are the stereotypical "hot" guys?

And as far as I know, Native Americans don't really have much body hair at all, reason why Connor lacks facial hair, chest hair, leg hair, etc.

mhg87
10-08-2013, 09:39 PM
As for his dark eyes, I thought it was strange too until I remembered something. Ancient Egyptians used kohl around their eyes as natural sunglasses. That's effectively what Edward and the other pirates are doing. Not like they could go to the store and steal some shades. They had to make do and that was often with makeup ... and hats. So there's a practical use for it. Edward's not going for the punk rocker look ... like 275 years before it was invented.

Eye Black serves the same purpose in (American) football and basetball.
Although I think Ray Lewis overdid it.

http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ray-lewis-pf.jpg

silvermercy
10-08-2013, 09:43 PM
No. I wish he did though. I dislike hairy men.

lol, For some reason, me, too! haha

But Ed doesn't look too hairy to me here anyway. ^^


Also... LOL @ this thread :D

Jexx21
10-08-2013, 09:46 PM
silver I pmed youu

silvermercy
10-08-2013, 09:48 PM
silver I pmed youu
just replied! ^^

I-Like-Pie45
10-09-2013, 01:47 AM
No. I wish he did though. I dislike hairy men
hairiness is an embodiment of manliness

Assassin_M
10-09-2013, 03:41 AM
This thread is creeping me out :|

I-Like-Pie45
10-09-2013, 05:12 AM
says the guy with the weird Jackie Chan avatar

you should rep. ellie killing the pittsburgh hunter with Jackie Chan dressed as Chun-Li from City Hunter

pirate1802
10-09-2013, 05:18 AM
No. I wish he did though. I dislike hairy men.


lol, For some reason, me, too! haha

*notes down in a notebook*

I-Like-Pie45
10-09-2013, 05:27 AM
while we're on the topic of hairy sexy men

you know james bond

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcesa5DNZY1qbcsb2.jpg
his chest hair is the only hair that isn't faked :)

EllJim
10-09-2013, 08:43 AM
He's a Welshman, no way no how.

ladyleonhart
10-09-2013, 11:14 AM
says the guy with the weird Jackie Chan avatar...


Lol, I thought it was Jackie too. :P


Why did I have to come back to this thread!? O_o

Oh, just to add, Edward doesn't shave his chest because he doesn't have hair there. :o

EllJim
10-09-2013, 11:28 AM
Oh, just to add, Edward doesn't shave his chest because he doesn't have hair there. :o

Did thoust lick it all off?

Leave the chocolate sauce in the 70's where it belongs....

roostersrule2
10-09-2013, 11:32 AM
This thread got even weirder.

ze_topazio
10-09-2013, 05:57 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bgUY39UeX9Y/R6JdZb3jBjI/AAAAAAAAAJg/s8o9A3EMcqw/s400/tony.ramos.31-01-08

pacmanate
10-09-2013, 06:03 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bgUY39UeX9Y/R6JdZb3jBjI/AAAAAAAAAJg/s8o9A3EMcqw/s400/tony.ramos.31-01-08

I want one but Im brown

silvermercy
10-09-2013, 06:20 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bgUY39UeX9Y/R6JdZb3jBjI/AAAAAAAAAJg/s8o9A3EMcqw/s400/tony.ramos.31-01-08
It is not complete without a pair of these:

http://feet.thefuntimesguide.com/files/hairy-hobbit-feet-lord-of-the-rings-costume.jpg

pacmanate
10-09-2013, 06:23 PM
You lot have turned this thread into something weirder than it set out to be.


I love you guys.